Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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<font size="50">>David: Suddenly go on an unannounced hiatus for a few weeks, leaving your fans hanging.</font>





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<font size="50">WHAT THE FUUUUUUU--</font>



The real reasons:

1.) I have been working on THIS.
2.) I am drawing a short comic EVERY DAY at my Tumblr. Speaking of Tumblr, would you folks be interested in asking me some questions about Last Day, or anything else? (You do not need a Tumblr account to ask questions.)
3.) I've been playing LittleBigPlanet 2 and Morrowind.

So! Updates have resumed. Only suggestions for Jennifer for now.

> Go permanantly crosseyed, retrieve sunglasses from purse.

You do not have a purse! Nobody does. Everyone has an inventory system. You do not have pockets, but you still have an inventory system for larger things than the photograph.

You're too busy being permanently cross-eyed forever that you don't hear the footsteps trodding towards you at a high speed. You also don't notice you because you're too busy pondering the redundancy within "permanently cross-eyed forever".



Aaaand for the second time today you are bumped into and fall on your ass. (You bumped into the BOSS earlier, but same thing.)



Seriously people including you need to watch where the fuck they are and you are going they and you swear GOD



The young lady who bumped into you suddenly starts apologizing just as fast as she can talk. It seems she heard you when you started complaining about bumping into people and you bumping into them. You can't really understand her, she's going too fast. Something along the lines of "oh my god i'm so sorry oh my god did i hurt you oh god i'm so sorry i usually wear glasses but forgot them because i was running late oh my god i think you have a whiplash or something oh my god im not a doctor i can't know this oh god i'm impersonating a doctor that's illegal oh god



She stops suddenly and quietly says "Are...Are you the new secretary...?"

You say yes.



She's silent.

You say that she doesn't need to apologize and that you're actually glad to find another girl in the office, considering the weirdos you've met so far. You ask her for her name.



"...La-La."