Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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> Go back to college and get a degree in interior design. That'll be way better than the lame B.A. in receptionism that you got for some reason.

Oh, trust me, you would have. Or at least, when you look back on it, you should have. When you say your mother was a stickler about "Fung Shway", she was really serious about it. As a kid, she kept telling you that interior design won't get you anywhere and you should become a therapist like her. And you did, and you do enjoy psychology, and did dream of becoming a therapist, but you should have become a interior designer.



However, the work got way too complicated for you. When you considered switching majors, you did consider switching to interior design, but your lack of experience and your mother made you chicken out and take a different major. Since then, you've bounced around a lot of jobs, and now that you've got what you hope is a solid job as a secretary, you'd like to stay that way.

As a little girl, you remember carrying conversations with quite a few secretaries while your mother filled out some papers (and kept nagging to the secretary about errors) and you really looked up to them. So you thought you should perhaps be a secretary someday.

You just really like talking to people in peaceful places.

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SpoilerDid I hit a plot hole somewhere? I feel like I did. Making up character backgrounds while you go is bound to have mistakes somewhere.

> Wonder where everyone is.

They're right over there! They are not on the other side of the room for reasons that do not have anything to do with the author's mistakes.

>Turn on all the computers and give everyone a bright cheerful new desktop wallpaper.

That's a pretty good idea! You go over to the first free computer you can find and go to change their desktop wallpaper.





On second thought, you'd rather not.

>Find some Christmas decorations! The holidays are fast approaching!

Christmas is, like, 7 months away.



Doesn't mean you can't be prepared though!

Recommend to the boss that you could raise staff morale and productivity with a livelier working atmosphere.

>Go make out with that handsome young stud with the beard who reminds you of the beardless nerd you dated earlier in your life for some reason.

You don't see any handsome young studs with beards around here, but you do see this guy with the mustache and pensive stare and his sleeves rolled up who kind of looks like if Freddie Mercury and Magnum P.I. had a baby together.



You give him a nice Christmas hat to boost staff morale by bringing Christmas cheer to all!