Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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Dawwwww.
Ted: work through how to convince her to quit.

Yes, you should think this through. There's three problems:

1.) She won't recognize you, as you didn't have a beard or glasses and you're really not willing to shave off this magnificent beard.
2.) It's her first day, and it's almost a guarantee she won't be quitting.
3.) Even if she did recognize you, it would take forever to explain what happened, and she'll probably faint.

>Ted: Begin quest to dig up dirt on this company. There's bound to be some. What corporation isn't corrupt on some level?!

Yeah, your best bet is to take down the company as a whole with some dirt. Seriously, this is probably one of the worst places to ever work. You were going to wreck shit in the first place, so why not just take down the whole company?

As she most likely won't know who you are, you could probably trick her into helping you take down the company rather than just quit, and not tell her who you really are. Then you'll have some help! And after that, you can reveal the truth.

The best way to convince her is to prove to her that she wouldn't want to work here by bringing up some dirt. You have to find something REALLY terrible. Like, mind-blowingly terrible. You'll have to have the Janitor help you out too, obviously.

You just hope your boss doesn't catch you and kick your ass.

Oh hey what's that

Ted: Hop down the hallway like a rabbit. You've always wanted to do that.

Oh please. Hop down the hallway like a rabbit? That's the dumbest fucking thing you've ever heard in your life.



That's nothing compared to pogo sticking down the hallway.



FUCK YEAH