Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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>Important guy waiting at the front desk: Be irate.

>Flip the fuck out [img]images/smilies/weasel.gif[/img]

OHGODOHGOD I'M SO FUCKING FIRED IT'S MY FIRST DAY AND I'M GOING TO GET FIRED OH GOD OH GOD I MUST HAVE MISSED FIFTY FUCKING CALLS OH MY FUCKING GOD

> Everyone knows that this stuff happens at daylight savings time, nobody will be all that upset. Just go back and check your missed calls. Apologize to anyone who might be waiting for you. They'll understand.

...Haah...Yes, the internet voices in your head are right...Everyone makes mistakes on their first day right, especially today. I'm sure they'll understand. You are more professional than this! You should prove that you're ready to take on any responsibilities and face the consequences of your actions...

Oh my gosh

Do you know how dire this is

SOMEONE COULD BE LOOKING THROUGH YOUR PRIVATE DRAWER THAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE KEEPING UP THERE BUT YOU KEEP ANYWAY

OH FUCK THEY'RE GOING TO FIND MY STASH

Oh god where's the elevator no elevator's too slow gotta take the stairs find the nearest stairs don't forget your lunch pack that back up (skate on stair rails to improve time? no no bad idea heels'll break) oh god oh god oh god you are not getting fired on your first day

GOTTA TAKE THE STAIRS GOTTA--





Oh shi--shoot! I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry he--





Oh.

It's your BOSS