Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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> Bill Frank Joe the third

Hmm, no. That's the name for the farmer who had...sexual relations...with a cow. He then got, as the media protrayed, "manpreggers" with a half cow, half human baby. When he went in labor (On Labor Day, no less) he gave birth to not the half cow, half human baby, but instead an entirely human baby. The cow was devastated feeling betrayed, and left him a few days later.

Truly a historic day in American history.

Allison "Big Head" McLastname

Ah, no, that was the name of the main character from the show "Big Heads, Small World". It portrayed people with abnormally large heads, and their lives within the real world.

One time on the show a man was drawing caricatures of them, and he drew them with normal sized heads. It was pretty damn funny.

> Femme Fatale

Heavens no! How immodest! Femme fatales are those girls with big hips and long legs who stand in doorways in detective movies with a cigarette holder and a saxophone playing in the background and seduce the detective to solve a murder case when she was the murderer all along oh no
You are very modest and are surely not a femme fatale! You're not really against being one, though...

Jennifer Hazely

Ah, yes! That was your name, Jennifer Hazely. A lady can forget sometimes.

You're on your lunch break, so what do you do now?