Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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While munching your Shaq Snack, ponder the layout of your office building.

SHAQ SNACK.

DUNK IT DOWN YOUR THROAT.

The snack of kings. B-Ball kings, that is. Labeled with the legendary SHAQUIELLE O' NEAL, it is ridden with the very flavors of B-Ball.

You've eaten one of these before.

Once.

And it's best you just keep it in your inventory for later.

You'll definitely need it.



Anyways, the only place you worry about in this damned building is your own cubicle. You haven't really explored any of the other floors. You know the locations of your boss' office (read: LAIR), some of your friend's cubicles, and the Janitor's office. You'll want to pay him a visit later, tell him what you're going to do, because he hates his job just as much as you do.

Still in the break room, what should you do now?