Last Day

Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

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Guys, I have not seen Office Space. Cool down on the references. I'll watch it this weekend.

Admire your red stapler.

Ah yes! Your trusty red stapler. It really stands out against the bland, grayscale office that fills up the rest of the room, doesn't it?

>Obtain NERF gun. Locate individuals also in possession of NERF guns. Begin an armed uprising.

You place it in your inventory as you make your way to the closet, which is where you recall a few NORF guns being. Your inventory is however many pockets you carry on your person. You can fit something as big as a piano in your pocket with no problem, but only one thing can go in each pocket at a time. They comprise of both your front and back pockets, and your breast pocket.



About to enter the closet, you suddenly remember there are vending machines down the hall. You don't usually purchase anything from them (you're giving back part of your hard-earned paycheck to the very folks you got it from, why would you ever do that?) but you're feeling rather famished. You make a mental note to visit them later.



And by mental note, I quite literally mean your Mental Notes. You have trouble remembering various things, so you keep these sticky notes on the back of your head in case you forget anything. You have 4 Mental Notes. You make another to remember the vending machines and place it on the back of your head.




In the room labeled "STORAGE" (what do they have to store that you're not allowed in here to see???) you find various useless objects like buckets and mops. Oh, wait, what's that?!



You found a NORF SWORD!

Oh right, it was a NORF Sword rather than a gun. See, this is why we keep Mental Notes, folks!

The best reason you can think of why a NORF Sword at the office is a party you held here not too long ago. You're pretty good friends with the Janitor, who even attended the party, so he must have been holding these in store for you. What a nice guy.
You place the NORF Sword in your inventory. You might need it for later.

Before you start completely tearing up the place, you think you should roam around and do some other stuff. Cause some subtle "things" that'll blow up later in a completely non-subtle way. You know, that stuff.