Waiter Quest

>Perfect mustache curl.

Why yes, yes it is! It's like they always say, "If you've got it, flaunt it!"

You FLAUNT generously between PRIMPS and POITS.

> Dude, take that gold coin...thing! Probably a tip. Clearly intended for you.

Unfortunately, no TIP is unaccounted for at the moment, but you pick up the NAMETAG off the table! After chuckling at the notion of a coin-based currency (what is is, a VIDEO GAME ADVENTURE?), you examine the NAMETAG, which clearly lists one (1) NAME. Or at least, it WOULD clearly list one (1) NAME, but our protagonist is having trouble making it out between various MUSTACHE GROOMING SOUNDS.

Perhaps we could give him a hand?