Meteos - Visiting: Suburbion

Originally posted on MSPA by cyber95.

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> Pyretheus: Point out where the pylons should go if you know and get to arranging the blocks of death to make them go away.

"Well I guess I'll point you to the best place to place those things and I'll just clear some of these blocks from-"



"I'm already on this. Go help put down the fucking pylons."

"But then you'll have my invention, and I won't."

"Do you trust me, kid?"

"No."

"Well too fucking bad. I'll get the thing back to you later. Go away while I fix this shit."

"Urgh... Fine."



"Alright, this place has had a lot of seismic activity, particularly whenever people try to build around it. It's caused a bit of superstition about the area, and while scientists have been saying another earthquake is unlikely to happen any time soon, people don't even like to come here. Should be a safe place to have the death cubes fall."



"Alright, then let's give a lesson on how to install these suckers!
It's simple, really. Place it flat on the ground, then open up the panel near the base and push the green button twice. Look at the panel and input the appropriate code for the color of pylon, then SLOWLY push each slider all the way to both extremes and back to the exact center. It doesn't matter which extreme you start with for the first one, but for each following slider, you have to start with the opposite. Be sure to go from the top down. Then just hit the red button and close the panel! Easy as 3.141592653-"

"Okay thanks Chief. I think we've got it."



"Got it."

"It's not exploding, so... I think I did good?"

"Excellent! This planet shall be safe once more from the danger of the ruinous cubes we call Meteos."

....

"...shouldn't we be going before we get crushed by standing around here?"

"Oh yeah! Beam us up."





"Mission accomplished!"

"Alright, Pyretheus. Where do you live? We can beam you right there."

"Ah, well, about that. Do you think I can come with you? I'm an inventor, so who knows what kind of things I could come up with to help you out?"

"Well..."

Well?