Riskal Fantasy - Week 7 - Your Guns Are Now Also Swords

THIS WEEK IN NEWS

THE NEBULAIC NEBULA

The Nebulaic Collective (if that is its name) allegedly may or may not have engaged in military activity with its surrounding regions. Our military, if that is what it is and if it is in fact ours, has reportedly begun transporting large amounts of snow that until recently was not in Nebulaic possession from and to locations unidentified. More news, or not, possibly at sometime later.

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Gosh, that week felt like it took almost a week. I'm blaming the nation leaders. Totally not my fault. Nope. All them.

WEEK TWO

SO WHOA HEY LOOKS LIKE WE GOT SOME REINFORCEMENTS UP IN THIS BITCH


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Having spent an entire week resting, naturally Bitch In Chief Schazer rolled initiative, and was ready to act before all others! Rest is good for your body!



First thing Bitch In Chief Schazer did was try to go get a steak for breakfast, but upon attempting to cross the border to Outback Steakhouse, she was refused entry.



Retaliation was swift.



After a satisfying victory, and a celebratory meal, there was still work to do.



For example, there are still non-ACoDaINZ forces in Australia. Schazer sends word to Outback Steakhouse forces to be ready to assist of Big Hamsters fail to capture the territory.



The preparations were unnecessary. So far, naught but victory, but control over just a couple of territories won't win the world.



Two charges are planned on African territory.



Shit.

ACoDaINZ has captured Some Islands and Outback Steakhouse!
ACODAINZ HAS CONQUERED AUSTRALIA




Okay. Chancellor Granolaman was going to do it right these week.



Finish what he started last week.



Heck yeah. But not done quite yet! There's plenty of world out there!



Onwards to Chernobyl Jr. and wait were there are those people there before? NO MATTER! TO VICTORY!



Well he took down one of them and that's pretty okay he thinks! Even if he did lose most of his armies in Ham on Rye.

The United Hobo Federation has captured Vuvuzela!
THE UNITED HOBO FEDERATION HAS CONQUERED SOUTH AMERICA




Today, Presidential Figurehead Coldblooded decided to just get right to business. Read the attack orders, get them out to the soldiers.



A dual attack on Beer & Tea and High Culture. Should go- odd, the instructions said that two troops would attack High Culture, but there's only enough for one to. Probably a typo.



Excellent. Coldblooded has his whole day ahead of him. He's pretty sure there's a ribbon cutting somewhere that he can look important at.

Pollutionist Coalition has captured Beer & Tea and High Culture!




Captain Gnauga is all ready to continue bringing America to the greatness it was almost a hundred years ago!



This will naturally be accomplished by conquering Canada.



This will naturally be accomplished by reducing the Canadian population. Just to... just to put them in their place. Yes. Clearly a complete success.

The Captain moves an army from Taco Bell to Orange Star, just in case.




Alleged President AgentBlue is on a mission.



His mission will take him far.



Will lead him to conquer many territories.



Take him across the world and around to the other side of the map where the host of the game didn't really think ahead about how he would deal with the appearance of that



Overcome difficult trials.



Cross great boundaries



And then sometimes drown I guess.

The Nebulaic Collective has captured Russian America and Kamchatka!




Central Mainframe Pinary was all ready to direct the Robonian army today, except somebody went and killed all the troops he was saving for especially this! What a jerk!


SO HERE'S WHAT THE WORLD LOOKS LIKE AFTER THIS WEEK




And here's the score!


Central Mainframe Pinary - Robonia - 7 territories - 3 Reinforcements per turn
Bitch in Chief Schazer - The Anarchist Collective of Displaced and Irked No-Zealanders (ACoDaINZ) - 7 territories - 5 Reinforcements per turn
Chancellor Granolaman - The United Hobo Federation - 7 territories - 5 Reinforcements per turn
Presidential Figurehead Coldblooded - Pollutionist Coalition - 9 territories - 3 Reinforcements per turn
Captain Gnauga - Pirate Parties International 4 territories - 3 Reinforcements per turn
Alleged President AgentBlue - Nebulaic Collective 8 territories - 3 Reinforcements per turn


Send your next turn actions to me and Fogel even though I haven't actually had Fogel do anything yet, but it's a good argument for raising the inbox limit because i'm kind of worried about how much space I'll have by the end of this and I'm dragging somebody into this with me!