RE: Consistency
01-24-2012, 04:36 AM
(01-23-2012, 02:21 AM)MrGuy Wrote: »Drop and give me twenty.
You drop to the floor and give the mugger twenty bucks. He smirks.
"Good, good. That'll do for now. Go on, scram. Before I change my mind!"
You get up and run. You need to get out of this part of town, fast. Chances are that guy wasn't the only unsavory character around here. But how can you avoid another unpleasant encounter like that? They won't all be satisfied with just twenty bucks, after all.
(01-23-2012, 04:31 AM)cyber95 Wrote: »How do you not own that already!? Pick up the phone!
Damn straight! Multinational Inc. is not going to stand for this company conducting business independently! You make a call to their CEO informing him that you're buying him out.
"No you're not," he says.
You ask him why not.
"Because I'm buying you out! Have you seen your stock prices lately?"
You check your computer and... holy crap, shares of Multinational Inc. are dropping in value fast! You'd better do something about this, before your competitor buys a controlling interest!
(01-23-2012, 04:51 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Murder! Murder in the court!
You laugh maniacally and bash everyone in the courtroom to death with your gavel. There's no escape. Bailiff, prosecutor, defendant, stenographer, witnesses, jury... all dead.
Which means they're going to be very suspicious if you're the only survivor of the massacre. You'll have to either come up with a very good alibi, or fake your own death. What's your plan??
(01-24-2012, 01:42 AM)Chwoka Wrote: »Yes yes y'all, to the beat y'all, the hip hop y'all, you don't stop, to the hip hop, to the breakadawn!
You shout "Yes yes y'all, to the beat y'all, the hip hop y'all, you don't stop, to the hip hop, to the breakadawn!" The door to the cavern opens.
You've found it. The secret lair of Sweet Ali Baba and his Forty Gangstas. All the treasure they've stolen is here. Now you can shut them down!
Wait... You just heard a noise. Is Sweet Ali coming?
You'd better do something, fast. You can't risk being caught now.