RE: The Grand Campaign
01-23-2012, 09:05 AM
Username: Ixcaliber
Candidate: Infanta LaLa
Party: Little Creatures Party
Gender: Female
Race: Pop Sensation
Text Colour: darkmagenta
Platform: The Little Creatures Party’s main policy is that no matter who or what you are, or how you were born, you have the right to live a peaceful life free from persecution by society at large. From their campaign so far it seems that they don’t have much to actually say about other issues beyond this and it is debatable whether the Infanta even understands politics and how it is traditionally supposed to work.
Special Skills: The Infanta has a unique style that is all of her own. It is very useful in hiding the fact that the party has no policies of any substance. She has at her beck and call an entire team of backup singers and dancers, choreographers, set designers, clothing designers, makeup artists, musicians and one very put upon PA who is expected to do all the politics stuff that the Infanta can’t really be bothered to understand. She also has the backing of millions of Little Creatures who need no reason to vote for her other than she is the Infanta.
Description: Infanta LaLa looks pretty different in every music video she has appeared in and every press conference or debate in which she has participated. Most often she sports spiked short platinum blonde hair, more makeup than a typical clown and some kind of outlandish outfit. Her most infamous costume was one made entirely from rotting human remains. At the point at which she was taken into the Grand Campaign she was preparing for a debate, and as such she is dressed up for the occasion. Her outfit is most easily summarised as ‘robot mermaid’. Her hair has been dyed a dark grey-red with silver highlights and matching extensions (a noticeable amount of which end as a twisted piece of copper wire), every inch of exposed skin is caked in silver-grey makeup, she is wearing contact lenses that turn her entire eyes green, her legs have been fitted into a dull grey mermaid tail and the only piece of clothing she is wearing is a complicated bra matched to the robot makeup fitted into each cup is a working flamethrower. To keep mobile in this outfit she uses a wheelchair, which is decorated to look as incredibly futuristic as possible. It is covered in flashing lights and chrome effect.
She is sort of strange, most of the time she is off in her own world. She says that she went into politics as it seemed like the obvious next step from singing about an unjust world. She relishes the opportunity to show off and can be incredibly stroppy when the attention is not focused upon her. She will talk for a long time about her politics and the deep meanings of her songs and stuff if people get her started. She is pretty self-obsessed. She’ll probably want to keep her Little Creatures up to date on her adventures via twitter.
Biography: The Infanta, real name Jessica Hall, was originally just a persona that the singer invented in order to become more popular after her first album bombed. It isn’t clear exactly what point she stopped being Jessica Hall and let the persona consume her life entirely, but she has reached the point where she completely believes that her persona is her life. After dominating the pop charts with her blend of catchy music, incredibly stylised performances and overwrought songs which don’t contain as much depth as she’d like to believe she set her sights higher, upon the presidency, which she feels has been pretty mismanaged and she could totally do a better job of.
Candidate: Infanta LaLa
Party: Little Creatures Party
Gender: Female
Race: Pop Sensation
Text Colour: darkmagenta
Platform: The Little Creatures Party’s main policy is that no matter who or what you are, or how you were born, you have the right to live a peaceful life free from persecution by society at large. From their campaign so far it seems that they don’t have much to actually say about other issues beyond this and it is debatable whether the Infanta even understands politics and how it is traditionally supposed to work.
Special Skills: The Infanta has a unique style that is all of her own. It is very useful in hiding the fact that the party has no policies of any substance. She has at her beck and call an entire team of backup singers and dancers, choreographers, set designers, clothing designers, makeup artists, musicians and one very put upon PA who is expected to do all the politics stuff that the Infanta can’t really be bothered to understand. She also has the backing of millions of Little Creatures who need no reason to vote for her other than she is the Infanta.
Description: Infanta LaLa looks pretty different in every music video she has appeared in and every press conference or debate in which she has participated. Most often she sports spiked short platinum blonde hair, more makeup than a typical clown and some kind of outlandish outfit. Her most infamous costume was one made entirely from rotting human remains. At the point at which she was taken into the Grand Campaign she was preparing for a debate, and as such she is dressed up for the occasion. Her outfit is most easily summarised as ‘robot mermaid’. Her hair has been dyed a dark grey-red with silver highlights and matching extensions (a noticeable amount of which end as a twisted piece of copper wire), every inch of exposed skin is caked in silver-grey makeup, she is wearing contact lenses that turn her entire eyes green, her legs have been fitted into a dull grey mermaid tail and the only piece of clothing she is wearing is a complicated bra matched to the robot makeup fitted into each cup is a working flamethrower. To keep mobile in this outfit she uses a wheelchair, which is decorated to look as incredibly futuristic as possible. It is covered in flashing lights and chrome effect.
She is sort of strange, most of the time she is off in her own world. She says that she went into politics as it seemed like the obvious next step from singing about an unjust world. She relishes the opportunity to show off and can be incredibly stroppy when the attention is not focused upon her. She will talk for a long time about her politics and the deep meanings of her songs and stuff if people get her started. She is pretty self-obsessed. She’ll probably want to keep her Little Creatures up to date on her adventures via twitter.
Biography: The Infanta, real name Jessica Hall, was originally just a persona that the singer invented in order to become more popular after her first album bombed. It isn’t clear exactly what point she stopped being Jessica Hall and let the persona consume her life entirely, but she has reached the point where she completely believes that her persona is her life. After dominating the pop charts with her blend of catchy music, incredibly stylised performances and overwrought songs which don’t contain as much depth as she’d like to believe she set her sights higher, upon the presidency, which she feels has been pretty mismanaged and she could totally do a better job of.
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Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End
Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You