The thread for flipping shits (and tables)

My computer has slowed down to unworkable levels. I suspected a virus, but two separate antivirus programmes found it to be squeaky clean (although they did run while the computer was in safe mode, seeing as that was the only way for them to finish in a reasonable amount of time (i.e, not seven hours)). System restore doesn't work for reasons unknown, and nor does anything else apparently. I've pretty much run out of ideas, but trying to implement any takes far more patience than I have right now and will probably fail anyway after struggling for ten minutes.