Re: Re: Re :Re: Re: Re: Re: The Grand Failure - THE END
07-15-2011, 11:43 PM
The awesome stood looking out at the multiverse or what was left of it because he had destroyed every universe in it but this one with his awesome power but he suddenly realized he was bored luckily ehe is also super psychic so knew that he would be bored and made sure to get eight people before he killed everybody to fight to the death for him he couldn't wait for their inevitable doom as it would certainly be a Grand Failure[b].
Welcome to the [b]Grand Failure yo. This'll work a... little bit differently than your standard battle. Because the last one standing isn't so much the best writer as the worst. That's right, the most blatant use of godmoding, mischaracterization, and overall bad writing technique wins the day here.
That said, saying the straight up worst isn't exactly right. What we want is the most hilariously bad writing. You can just smash at the keyboard wildly, but if it's unreadable, that's not even writing at all. That's smashing wildly at the keyboard. (Shocking, I know).
Also, you will still be removed for inactivity if that happens. It can't be bad writing if there's no writing to be bad.
So to sum up:
-Write poorly, but entertainingly so
-You still have to be active
-How do tags work I'm confused
<b>THE SIGNUP SHEET</b>
Username: Names may be changed to protect the innocent.
Name: What is your character's incredibly creative name?
Gender: Is your Nidoran purple or blue?
Race: What kind of race is your wholly unique and amazing character?
Colour: Okay let's not actually have it be eye-searing though. That said, as long as you can read it, go nuts with the tags.
Description: Who is your character and why is it better than everybody else?
Items/Abilities: Howoverly powerful nicely balanced are your characters abilities or inventory?
Biography: Surely they have some manner of tragic past that makes them more interesting, right? Tell it here.
Contestants
1. Dan Hibiki - Bearbert Swords-For-Swords
2. cyber95 - [color=justice"]Nitebat[/color]
3. Mjilner - Macula Brogo
4. MalkyTop - Ys
5. Not Alls and Shayzer - Misteri Roboto
6. Chuck Norris lol - Count [color=#FF0000]Awesome the Awesome[/color]
7. steven freeman - Steven Freeman
8. Rosetta the hedghog - Rosetta the Hedghog
Welcome to the [b]Grand Failure yo. This'll work a... little bit differently than your standard battle. Because the last one standing isn't so much the best writer as the worst. That's right, the most blatant use of godmoding, mischaracterization, and overall bad writing technique wins the day here.
That said, saying the straight up worst isn't exactly right. What we want is the most hilariously bad writing. You can just smash at the keyboard wildly, but if it's unreadable, that's not even writing at all. That's smashing wildly at the keyboard. (Shocking, I know).
Also, you will still be removed for inactivity if that happens. It can't be bad writing if there's no writing to be bad.
So to sum up:
-Write poorly, but entertainingly so
-You still have to be active
-How do tags work I'm confused
<b>THE SIGNUP SHEET</b>
Username: Names may be changed to protect the innocent.
Name: What is your character's incredibly creative name?
Gender: Is your Nidoran purple or blue?
Race: What kind of race is your wholly unique and amazing character?
Colour: Okay let's not actually have it be eye-searing though. That said, as long as you can read it, go nuts with the tags.
Description: Who is your character and why is it better than everybody else?
Items/Abilities: How
Biography: Surely they have some manner of tragic past that makes them more interesting, right? Tell it here.
Contestants
3. Mjilner - Macula Brogo
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PowerfulFriendly Baby Also this? ![[Image: rTyHuiB.png]](https://i.imgur.com/rTyHuiB.png)