Consistency

Stop Go Back Forward Back Forward Take It Slow

You put your fingers to your guitar strings and start playing. "Stop Go Back Forward Back Forward Take It Slow" is a tough song, but you can handle it. You play it masterfully.

The Devil smiles, and then plays the same tune on his guitar. He's good.

There's a tense moment as the judges compare the two performances.

It's a tie! Looks like you've got to challenge the Devil again if you're going to hang on to your soul.

What are you going to do?

>The only remaining course of action is to devour the christmas tree.

Of course! It's so obvious now. The tree is what's creating these Holiday Zombies. Why couldn't you have realized it before you became infected?

Your mind is slipping away. The drive to seek out and consume bargains is intense. There's only one way you can possibly turn your zombie instincts against this tree.

You run up against it and start gnawing on its branches. Luckily, it's not an artificial tree.

Uh-oh. The tree's started moving! It's trying to shake you off! You must be close to success if it's fighting back! You can't stop now! What are you going to do?

To the left. Down. Right. Down. Left. Up. Right. Down. Left. Down. Head for the fruit, and finish off the dots.

You run along the giant snowman's face in a careful, deliberate pattern to avoid Jack Frost's icebolts. Then you grab his banana nose and yank it out. What kind of lunatic makes a snowman with a banana for a nose instead of a carrot, anyways?

Now you've just got to deal with his eye and mouth dots. Fortunately, a quick whack with the giant banana knocks them apart. The snowman melts into a pile, and you slowly sink to the ground. You've taken care of him!

But you've still got to face Jack Frost himself. What are you going to do?

Slide to the right, jump to the left, hands in the air, pivot 180, leap and twirl, finish with a split.

These hurdles aren't even a challenge. You slide under one, and jump the next, turning as you do each. Then you raise your hands, turn around, leap and twirl over the hurdle you just jumped, and land with a split.

The crowd applauds. You take a bow.

Then you take a look to see where that stupid tortoise is. Huh, he's actually pretty far along... still nowhere near you, though. How will you amuse the crowd in the meantime?

Sliiiiiiide to the left! Sliiiiiiide to the right! Criss-cross! Criss-cross!

Yes! This will be your most brilliant work yet! You install a slide to going to the left, and a slide going to the right, and you make them cross each other.

It is art! It is magnificent!

And in about two days, it's produced a lawsuit from angry parents. Have they no appreciation for art?

No matter. Art is suffering. You shall endure this lawsuit, and it will inform your next piece. Although you should still probably prepare for it in some way. Like hiring a lawyer, for instance. What's your first move?

> the hokey pokey

Perfect! Yes, your superhero name shall be The Hokey Pokey! That will certainly strike fear into the hearts of villains everywhere.

But what are you going to do for a costume?