Consistency

Wish for an ironic punishment of your wish.

You tell the demon that you wish for an ironic punishment of your wish. He stares at you for a while as he tries to puzzle that out.

Then he shrugs and zaps you.

"Okay, your ironic punishment is that you're now a demon who has to grant wishes that are ironic punishments to anyone who asks you for a wish. Also you're trapped in a bottle until someone makes a wish. Have fun with that."

That could have gone better. What are you going to do now?

Stop.

Sure, you may be carrying a million dollars in stolen money in your car, but there's no way you're getting a traffic violation on top of that! Your father would be ashamed of you.

You stop at the stop sign. The police car chasing you comes to a sudden halt, colliding with the back of your car. You seem to have thrown them off momentarily; what are you going to do next?

Continue.

Yeah, screw it. Sure, your score is cut in half and it'll cost you another quarter, but you've come this far. You've got to make it to the end of the game!

Uh-oh. You're out of quarters! And there's only eight seconds left on the machine's counter! What are you going to do?