RE: Trainwreck
01-14-2012, 10:42 PM
Spoiler
Before saving your love however, you quickly write up your plan to invent the lottery and run it as a scam. Wasting no time, you detail each of the steps and give them to Doc Brown, and then set the flying timesteamboat to go back to the year 1566, when the first official recorded lottery was chartered.
"I will meet you with my love in my hands in two hours. Good luck."
As the flying timesteamboat prepares to move backwards in time, but still barrel rolling, you, RICO RICARDO, THE BEST DANCER IN THE WEST, wind up your feet and prepare the dreaded Helicopter Shuffle. Noticing that the flying timesteamboat will not go back in time fast enough to avoid your loves grandmother, you take your gifts and fly out and save her!
You gently set her down.
This is it, you will give him your wonderful bushel of-
Wait, where did your gifts go?
"Oh Mr. Ricardo, these chocolate rubies and perfume roses are so glorious. I... I know, you don't have to say it. I will marry you."
Oh no! You can't marry Terrence's grandmother! You love Terrance! Curse you fate! Wait no... fate has nothing to do with this, you can see through that fourth wall and clearly see that Solaris is behind this entire thing. And he called your flying timesteamboat wretched!
It is time to deal with these things.
1) How are you going to deal with Terrence's grandmother?
2) How will you get revenge on Solaris?