RE: [8/8] Something Awesome [1.1 - Silver Hills]
05-28-2013, 03:11 AM
SILVER HILLS POLICE DEPT.
Missing Persons Case A-46: ████████
████████ was a former student at Silver Hills - he went missing over the summer of 2012. Said to have an unusual fascination with the occult and emergent magical powers, ████████ found allegiance to the ████████ and was a participant in the Anti-Late FedEx Deliveries Movement. Rumored to be one of four survivors (sans the Potato Cult), stories tell of lunar trips and visits to run-down villages mysteriously flooded with soup. The descriptions of ████████ closely match that of a dissident found at the Orwellian Institution of Science and Happiness' Moonpark, who is recorded of saying that he would "get revenge on those spudfucking bastards" and "ride a giant fucking hydra out of the sunset and fuck them all up once and for all". Survival reports are unconfirmed.
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Missing Persons Case A-46: ████████
████████ was a former student at Silver Hills - he went missing over the summer of 2012. Said to have an unusual fascination with the occult and emergent magical powers, ████████ found allegiance to the ████████ and was a participant in the Anti-Late FedEx Deliveries Movement. Rumored to be one of four survivors (sans the Potato Cult), stories tell of lunar trips and visits to run-down villages mysteriously flooded with soup. The descriptions of ████████ closely match that of a dissident found at the Orwellian Institution of Science and Happiness' Moonpark, who is recorded of saying that he would "get revenge on those spudfucking bastards" and "ride a giant fucking hydra out of the sunset and fuck them all up once and for all". Survival reports are unconfirmed.
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