Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)

OH GOD GET DOWN IT'S AN EVENT



Drakenmedes bursts through the floor and DEVOURS TEHPILOT

but wait wasn't he already in the room?

I GUESS HE SNUCK OUT WHILE YOU WEREN'T LOOKING BUT NOW IT'S TOO LATE AND TEHPILOT IS

D-E-A-D

it takes him like three days to bleed out because

HE HAS NO BLOOD!!!!!

But bleed out he does. Eventually.

TehPilot was SEBASTIAN, A STUFFED PENGUIN OF DUBIOUS ORIGINS. Enraged at his adorable, stuffed form he wanted nothing more than to cause MAXIMUM SHENANIGANS and also murder as many other people in this crazy world as possible. Good thing he found some friends to do it with!

As a POSSESSED STUFFED PENGUIN he had SPOOKY PENGUIN POWERS and would KILL the first and last person on his lynch wagon, as well as PUBLICLY REVEALING THE ROLE OF EVERYONE ON SAID WAGON.

He was part of a MAFIA FACTION.

The town sure is lucky they have a horrifying radioactive abomination looking out for them. Undeterred, they get back down to what's important: screwing around with that detective fellow.