RE: MIDNIGHT
05-17-2013, 09:12 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-17-2013, 09:14 PM by ProfessorLizzard.)
Turn 3
The Secret Newspaper For Secret People
February 28
Rumpus at the Museum
The fabled museum of war had a little bit of altercation. A group of businessmen of an unnamed company were being menaced by really, really persistent lemonade vendors. It never escalated to assault, but the police had to be called to disperse the yelling crowd.
Speaking of the police
A few major police officers have been fired for accepting bribes for multiple sources for unknown reasons. This was only revealed because one particularly foolish officer was gloating about it loudly. Bribes including Dough Based Police Food, for currently unknown purposes, but investigation suggests that they were also hiring people with fake records.
Movie Studio says they will be loyal to their sponsors, but they will consider tightening their ties for now
No further comment was available.
SPIRIT ZAPPERS
A large number of people dressed like ghosts, armed with a van shooting lightning, has claimed the cemetary in the name of SCIENCE.
Fishy news
A group of very aggressive reporters swarmed the fishery, while yelling about MAIL. Perfectly normal, from these lesser journalists.
Elecrtic plant stormed
The electricity plant has been taken over by vigilantes. Power to the people!
Maniac Mansoners
Melon Mansion was redecorated by caring and not at all crazy artists. I congratulate them for repairing this wonderful landmark in an actually tasteful manner.
Heroes of the market
An army of pickpockets must have descended on the market of old, for nearly everyone was robbed. But fear not citizens, all the valuables were returned to their owners, no thanks to the ineffective police, but thanks to some renessaince looking guys.
Grand Crackdown
Not one, but two government branches has raided the Museum Of Art, aided by noble hobos. The resident and no doubt ILLEGAL ARTISTS, were kicked out from the place.
PRISON BREAK
The great prison has been broken into, and is now in the hand of a criminal gang. They won’t come out, right? They must think it is a comfy home, right?
PARTY
The strange new music of the radio is particularly popular amongst the richer folks.
That is all the news, folks!
you'll never find me
The Nexus
[PMs will go out slowly]
The Secret Newspaper For Secret People
February 28
![[Image: turn03.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/27261072/Midnight/turn03.png)
Rumpus at the Museum
The fabled museum of war had a little bit of altercation. A group of businessmen of an unnamed company were being menaced by really, really persistent lemonade vendors. It never escalated to assault, but the police had to be called to disperse the yelling crowd.
Speaking of the police
A few major police officers have been fired for accepting bribes for multiple sources for unknown reasons. This was only revealed because one particularly foolish officer was gloating about it loudly. Bribes including Dough Based Police Food, for currently unknown purposes, but investigation suggests that they were also hiring people with fake records.
Movie Studio says they will be loyal to their sponsors, but they will consider tightening their ties for now
No further comment was available.
SPIRIT ZAPPERS
A large number of people dressed like ghosts, armed with a van shooting lightning, has claimed the cemetary in the name of SCIENCE.
Fishy news
A group of very aggressive reporters swarmed the fishery, while yelling about MAIL. Perfectly normal, from these lesser journalists.
Elecrtic plant stormed
The electricity plant has been taken over by vigilantes. Power to the people!
Maniac Mansoners
Melon Mansion was redecorated by caring and not at all crazy artists. I congratulate them for repairing this wonderful landmark in an actually tasteful manner.
Heroes of the market
An army of pickpockets must have descended on the market of old, for nearly everyone was robbed. But fear not citizens, all the valuables were returned to their owners, no thanks to the ineffective police, but thanks to some renessaince looking guys.
Grand Crackdown
Not one, but two government branches has raided the Museum Of Art, aided by noble hobos. The resident and no doubt ILLEGAL ARTISTS, were kicked out from the place.
PRISON BREAK
The great prison has been broken into, and is now in the hand of a criminal gang. They won’t come out, right? They must think it is a comfy home, right?
PARTY
The strange new music of the radio is particularly popular amongst the richer folks.
That is all the news, folks!
you'll never find me
The Nexus
[PMs will go out slowly]