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Thriggle's Log: 9th Malachite, 251, Mid-Summer - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
12 little ducklings!
You shall be
Quark.
You shall be
Feathers McGraw.
You shall be
Daffy.
You shall be
Lord Quackington.
You shall be
Donald.
You shall be
Darkwing.
You shall be
Duckula.
You shall be
Webster Howard VanderPuddles.
You shall be
Lightning Sluglord.
You shall be
bill.i.am.
You shall be
Quacker Jack.
And the last one shall be
Goose…
Say, where did that cuddly ball of cuteness run off to, anyway?
This won't do, having the little darlings running free in our dining room--someone might step on one!
I've asked Purple Walrus to take a break from Operation Outsmart-A-Tortoise in order to provide some finishing touches on duckling nurseries on either side of our food supplies.
I'm having Palamedes round up the ducklings and pen them in their new homes. If there's one person I can trust to show the precious ducklings the care and attention they deserve, I'm sure it's the good doctor.
And I bet their cuteness will improve his normally dour attitude!
Thriggle's Log: 16th Malachite, 251, Mid-Summer - Have You Seen This Duckling?
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Dear Diary,
I can't find Goose anywhere.
I'm starting to get worried.
Thriggle's Log: 22nd Malachite, 251, Mid-Summer - Goose Update
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Dear Diary,
Still no sign of Goose.
Beginning to lose hope.
:(
Thriggle's Log: 26th Malachite, 251, Mid-Summer - Buzz Kill
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I think I know what happened to Goose.
At first I thought maybe those hideous cats had gobbled him up, but I was unable to find any evidence for that hypothesis.
But today Schazer brought back her first kill: a buzzard.
Undoubtedly my darling innocent little Goose wandered outside and was snatched away as dinner for this wretched creature or its brethren.
I need to make sure nothing happens to the rest of them.
I won't lose another.