The thread for flipping shits (and tables)

I open my laptop and got a neat surprise.

For context, you need to understand the shit my laptop has gone through.

1) Windows 8 was installed because there was something wonky with my computer, and I thought it was a good time to upgrade (big mistake)

2) I learned that there is no tablet support for Windows 8, despite my laptop being one of those flip-top tablet laptops

3) I learned that Intel has not released a driver for the Microchip Express 4 series for Windows 8 support, so I cannot play any games that require open gl, which include Awesomenauts and Minecraft.

4) Apparently the laptop itself was designed shittily as the strain of twisting around so much caused the bit of plastic holding the screws to pop off, leaving my frame off and ready to burst at a moment's notice. It's gotten to the point where it is currently held together with duct tape.

Now, finally, as I opened my laptop today, I am greeted with this thin, but largely noticeable line creasing vertically across the middle of my screen. It turns out it had fractured every time I put the frame back in place.

I need a new laptop. And not install Windows 8 on it.