Epic Clash - COMPLETE!

Originally posted on MSPA by Wojjan.

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"Hello Glere."
"Oh, hey, uh, Asteira. Not too sore about the TNT, I hope? Heheheh..." "Not in the slightest, my dear. You see, you're quite the interesting fellow. Not too uptight, not to pensive, insane. Mostly that last bit, am I right?" With the spectre advancing towards the fishbowl, in all possible dimensions, Glere felt a sudden aching to get out of there. But that wouldn't solve anything, she was quite fast. Maybe a car? A plane? A portal to lollipop land? No, it was time to take this show by the horns and lay down a performance. "Insane?! Look who you're calling a nut, miss dead chick! If you're looking for a fight, I always carry one in my pocket!" Glere thought quick, and rummaged through his cape, grabbing the first decent throwable object in reach. It turned out to be a bowling ball. A swift toss made sure of enough momentum, but the heavywheight sphere simply rolled through Asteira. The same thing applied to the megaphone, the bullets from the gatling gun, the charring heat of the flamethrower, (although that one seemed to deliver some annoyance) the raft, the giant metallic letter H, there just was no stopping her.
"Foolish Glere. Have you forgotten? I'm dead, by the books. Physical harm doesn't hurt me. Now, let's see what goes on inside that crystal-clear head of yours..." It wasn't agony, not even close. It just felt like a narcotic, slowly losing grip on your surroundings as everything dissovled into a messy lump of world. You didn't have to care, you didn't want to care. Soon, Glere didn't really have any worries anymore, and his vacant head, with no means of defense, had no control anymore over his body. Asteira was in charge now, or at least until Glere's mind regained some consciousness.
Okay... Now we're getting somewhere. This should definitely give me a fighting chance. That cape is a novelty of a weapon! And what's even better, no one will think I have anything to do with what I do right now! This contest is about to take a turn for the ugly.

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First, I am SUPER SORRY to McBatman to do this to you, but I promise this definitely won't last long, and this sure as hell doesn't deprive you from writing anything at all. Maybe you could cook something up about the mental struggle going on in Glere's head? After all, his mind is still there, much like with Thomas. This can go either way, really. If you don't turn up in the next few days, or until the end of the round, I will make sure to treat Glere nicely and unpossess him in time.
Second, this is how possessed characters will look, just so people won't start mixing things up. The original background color becomes bleaker, and the text colors are mixed. Just treat them as you normally would treat Glere, unless you have means of deducing otherwise.
Again, I have some serious internal quarreling regarding my godmoding lately. But I guess you could let it slide, what with all the magical, surreal whatnot going on everywhere.