Consistency

Come out of the closet.

Wh-what? That's an awfully big step. You don't feel ready for that. Would they even understand at all?

Then again, you probably should sooner or later... you can't hide who you really are forever. But... but you just get so nervous thinking about it.

Maybe there's some way you can work up to it. Or some way you can get your mind off of things and stop worrying and go back to being nervous the next time this kind of problem comes up.

> There's an intruder in your secret lair, let him have it with your pumpkin bombs.

Yes, that must be what made that noise! An intruder! You pull out your bombs and strike!

Oh. It's your faithful butler, with your dinner. He sighs and hands you the platter; this isn't the first time this has happened, which is why he always puts on a suit of pumpkin armor before serving you down here.

"Will there be anything else, sir?" he asks.

Well, will there?

Worship a banana!

Of course. It makes so much sense now. Bananas are the source of true wisdom! The banana is divine perfection in an earthly form! This is why scientists were drawn to breed it in the shape it now is: because it was ingrained into their minds from heavenly inspiration!

You immediately found the Church of the Banana so you can spread this new gospel to others. But there are logistical details to work out here. Where are you going to find other worshipers? And you probably want a holy book or something. Also, right now your church is just the tool shed in your backyard, you might want to look into expanding.

Where will you begin?

turn that frown upside down

That's it! That's why the statue's mouth is so flat: it's actually moveable! You grab the frown and rotate it so that the statue is smiling.

The door opens. You've gotten one step closer to the treasure. But who knows what you're going to find on the other side?

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