Pete the Peasant's Alphabet Funtime

Wait, metal armor? E is for Electrocute!

I don't understand the concept of electricity! Besides, he hasn't arrived yet.

Discover a chink in his armor and apply your dagger!

As useful a tactic as that might be, I don't have the dagger with me any more. Or the turnip, for that matter. I think they were confiscated.

Joke with the knight!

I could try it, but that's something to try once he actually gets here. I was rather hoping for suggestions for what I could do to prepare before he actually arrives.

Or I suppose I could simply wait for him if you'd rather.