Re: The Grand Battle II! [Round 2: Destructo World!]
10-18-2009, 07:25 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by SleepingOrange.
Minutes in the past, but not many...
The schrotgolem didn't have its pad handy nor any way to connect with the karmist mentally, even if it had wanted to. It was still for a moment after Samuel spoke, then a bottle of ketchup bounced off a nearby concession stand and rolled to Samuel's feet. It began writing, somewhat splotchily and with the occasional "humorous" noise, in the dirt.
in the general or the specific
If Samuel had been a different man, he might have spat in the dust; as it was, he just pulled a face and barked "I don't have to take snark from a pile of trash. Get to your point."
i assure you our meeting was purely coincidental i did not seek you out i for one have no reason to
Samuel didn't like "for one", and there was no way to read the inflection and body language something that was just a bottle of ketchup writing in the dirt. "You're talking out your... You're just trying to intimidate me."
if you say so
honestly i am not sure why you would think that in fact i am sure you would not i have seen the way you move around me you are already frightened of me i do not have to make vague threats to bother you
Samuel blinked. After a few moments of parsing, he'd figured out what the thing was saying, and he disliked that even more. He settled on an enigmatic "You could stand to learn about punctuation."
;.~'\",?!
Samuel had never been sassed by a condiment; it was an unwelcome experience. As he stared at the meaningless characters, the sky began to darken.
Minutes in the past, but not many...
The schrotgolem didn't have its pad handy nor any way to connect with the karmist mentally, even if it had wanted to. It was still for a moment after Samuel spoke, then a bottle of ketchup bounced off a nearby concession stand and rolled to Samuel's feet. It began writing, somewhat splotchily and with the occasional "humorous" noise, in the dirt.
in the general or the specific
If Samuel had been a different man, he might have spat in the dust; as it was, he just pulled a face and barked "I don't have to take snark from a pile of trash. Get to your point."
i assure you our meeting was purely coincidental i did not seek you out i for one have no reason to
Samuel didn't like "for one", and there was no way to read the inflection and body language something that was just a bottle of ketchup writing in the dirt. "You're talking out your... You're just trying to intimidate me."
if you say so
honestly i am not sure why you would think that in fact i am sure you would not i have seen the way you move around me you are already frightened of me i do not have to make vague threats to bother you
Samuel blinked. After a few moments of parsing, he'd figured out what the thing was saying, and he disliked that even more. He settled on an enigmatic "You could stand to learn about punctuation."
;.~'\",?!
Samuel had never been sassed by a condiment; it was an unwelcome experience. As he stared at the meaningless characters, the sky began to darken.