Consistency

> You've been rumbled. Get out of there before this guy calls the ghostbusters.

Yeah, this haunting's gone bad. It's time to cut your losses. You want to get as far away from here as possible, and the easiest way to do that is down.

As you head through the Earth's crust, you start feeling warm. That's odd. You didn't realize you could be this sensitive to heat while intangible...

Unless that's some kind of supernatural heat.

...Maybe you should avoid whatever's down there, just in case, and head back up. But where should you try to surface?

>Dismantle your underwear! Your uncle always said there would be something you needed in your darkest hour there!

Yeah, this robo-underwear has been extremely uncomfortable, but you wore it anyways because your loved your crazy uncle. Plus it was self-cleaning.

You strip down and start taking your underwear apart. In the midst of the pieces, you find...

A flashlight.

Guess your uncle was more literal-minded than you thought. Well, what are you going to do now? The zombies are getting closer and closer...

Examine the depths of the closet.

Yeah, forget robbery. This secret passage could lead to some juicy blackmail material. You can keep milking this guy for life! No more creeping around through mansion security systems and dealing with dogs.

You walk down the spiral staircase, and find a secret cavern. Except it's been fitted with computers. There's a fancy table with a holographic model of the city, and on one side there's a glass case with a costume in it...

Uh-oh. You may have gotten into something bigger than you realized.

And as if things couldn't get worse, it looks like his car just pulled in through some secret tunnel.

Damn damn damn, you're going to be in deep trouble if he catches you. What are you going to do?

Purr. Purr like your life depends on it.

Yeah, that's it!

Sure, you're a German Shepherd, but you can totally fool the cat show judges if you just purr hard enough. Then you'll win the prize and Little Bobby will be able to afford that life-saving operation.

You purr like only a German Shepherd can. Which comes across as more of a growl.

One of the judges seems intimidated. Maybe you can get him to rule in your favor if you scare him enough. But what can you do?