Hiccups (Text) - COMPLETED!

Shake your fist angrily in his direction!

You shake your fist angrily at the fleeing ice cream vendor, hoping this will accomplish something. Maybe you'll smite him with divine wrath or place a thousand curses on his descendants or whatever.

It doesn't seem to do a whole lot.

Drink water.

As you shake your fist, it occurs to you that drinking some water might help with your hiccups.

Suddenly, a massive wave of water runs through the streets, carrying the ice cream truck back towards you. Oh hey, that was convenient. You stop shaking your fist and look around for something to grab some of the water from while you think about what to do with this crooked ice cream vendor.

Call the police, duh

Oh, right. The police can totally deal with them... except you forgot your cell phone... and also you're still hiccuping.

Luckily, your mountain climber high priest had the same idea. In fact, he had it several minutes ago. The police arrive and find you, a mountain climber, a gnome, a bull, a gigantic cow from the depths of Hell, and an ice cream vendor drenched in water.

One of the officers gets out of his car and looks around at you and asks, "What the hell is going on here?"

You think you might have some trouble explaining things. What should you do?