Re: Mini-Grand 5108 [Round 2: A City in Which Physics Work Somewhat Differently]
10-10-2011, 06:07 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.
"The Chief says that bizarrely there seems to be no sign at all of Reuebn! It is almost as if he disappeared."
Arckal and Shieldman were sitting in the office of the aforementioned Police Chief of this insane city that had some incomprehensible name. After a few hours of searching after the accidental separation, a sweep of the city revealed absolutely no clues. Arckal was just confused, reasoning that Reuben had to be alive or else they wouldn't be here.
"And Micheal hasn't been seen either... you don't think...."
And then it hit him. Micheal Bay had been running his own battles and now he took Reuben for one.
"So... that means we're trapped. Here. Oh god..."
<font color="Green">"Now, it isn't that bad. Chief Jigglywobble says that he would be glad to have you on the force."
Arckal cried.</font>
===
Deep in some odd and almost unknown space, lies a, at this point, only somewhat elaborated upon computer. As it continuously performs its single function, allocating and calculating without error... well, mostly without error. Once, possibly long ago, possibly yesterday, a being had created the GBCE's first and only error. While the being had left and the error had been supposedly dealt with, you know what they say about virused, they are sneakier than a quixil on the morrow's day.
Wait, what do you mean they don't say that?
===
"Uh... how did that happen?"
Arckal and Shieldman were utterly flabbergasted to find themselves not in the spiraling city without a name, but oddly enough in a dark room with red velvet everywhere. Turning around, the pair saw a large screen with many different burly and large men. Watching them all was a very well dressed man slightly glowing and exclaiming about all sorts of things. "This is great stuff, I'll make millions!"
<font color="Green">"Citizen Arckal, I believe that is Micheal Bay. And look, over at the screen, it is Reuben!"
The Phantasmagorical Scrimmage 2.0 had been... exciting to say the least. The first to fall was Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino (dude form jersey who had gotten because of his dad), quickly followed by Sir Franklin Crow (pastry loving knight). At the moment, two of the remaining contestants had decided to team up against the terrifying Azazel and all of them had more or less completley ignored Rueben, who had devoured Sir Crow whole, which was sort of a bummer for everyone else.
From the time it took Arckal and Shieldman to talk down the isle, Lucia Scorn (female swordsman and dragontamer) had been slaughtered by Mr. Olympia's (perpetuated strongest man) impressive, burly, and meaty arms. As the explosions and gore were broadcasted and recorded, the two walked up to and began to ask The Extravagant about just what the hell was going on.
"Ah, boys, how'd you get here?" He cut them off before they could respond, "Oh I see that you've noticed my Phantasmagorical Scrimmage 2.0! Yes, your boy Arjay has been a great asset, he's a household name!" He conjures up a shirt with 'Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Ribbon?' plastered on. "Eh? EH?"
"Wait, Micheal, can you just take us home? All of us?"
"Uh... sure I guess, after this over. Just sit down and watch the show!" The entire building shook as the Gorilla with a shot-gun for an arm with a rocket launcher blew Liam Oceandrifter to smithereens with a tank. "OH MAN DID YOU SEE THAT, HA HA."
"Uh... Micheal how close is this place to us."
"Over there." He pointed to a gold door and began to devour some more popcorn.</font>
Looking at the door that had the event that would lead to their freedom, Arckal stood up and, with a sigh, ran through.
"The Chief says that bizarrely there seems to be no sign at all of Reuebn! It is almost as if he disappeared."
Arckal and Shieldman were sitting in the office of the aforementioned Police Chief of this insane city that had some incomprehensible name. After a few hours of searching after the accidental separation, a sweep of the city revealed absolutely no clues. Arckal was just confused, reasoning that Reuben had to be alive or else they wouldn't be here.
"And Micheal hasn't been seen either... you don't think...."
And then it hit him. Micheal Bay had been running his own battles and now he took Reuben for one.
"So... that means we're trapped. Here. Oh god..."
<font color="Green">"Now, it isn't that bad. Chief Jigglywobble says that he would be glad to have you on the force."
Arckal cried.</font>
===
Deep in some odd and almost unknown space, lies a, at this point, only somewhat elaborated upon computer. As it continuously performs its single function, allocating and calculating without error... well, mostly without error. Once, possibly long ago, possibly yesterday, a being had created the GBCE's first and only error. While the being had left and the error had been supposedly dealt with, you know what they say about virused, they are sneakier than a quixil on the morrow's day.
Wait, what do you mean they don't say that?
===
"Uh... how did that happen?"
Arckal and Shieldman were utterly flabbergasted to find themselves not in the spiraling city without a name, but oddly enough in a dark room with red velvet everywhere. Turning around, the pair saw a large screen with many different burly and large men. Watching them all was a very well dressed man slightly glowing and exclaiming about all sorts of things. "This is great stuff, I'll make millions!"
<font color="Green">"Citizen Arckal, I believe that is Micheal Bay. And look, over at the screen, it is Reuben!"
The Phantasmagorical Scrimmage 2.0 had been... exciting to say the least. The first to fall was Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino (dude form jersey who had gotten because of his dad), quickly followed by Sir Franklin Crow (pastry loving knight). At the moment, two of the remaining contestants had decided to team up against the terrifying Azazel and all of them had more or less completley ignored Rueben, who had devoured Sir Crow whole, which was sort of a bummer for everyone else.
From the time it took Arckal and Shieldman to talk down the isle, Lucia Scorn (female swordsman and dragontamer) had been slaughtered by Mr. Olympia's (perpetuated strongest man) impressive, burly, and meaty arms. As the explosions and gore were broadcasted and recorded, the two walked up to and began to ask The Extravagant about just what the hell was going on.
"Ah, boys, how'd you get here?" He cut them off before they could respond, "Oh I see that you've noticed my Phantasmagorical Scrimmage 2.0! Yes, your boy Arjay has been a great asset, he's a household name!" He conjures up a shirt with 'Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Ribbon?' plastered on. "Eh? EH?"
"Wait, Micheal, can you just take us home? All of us?"
"Uh... sure I guess, after this over. Just sit down and watch the show!" The entire building shook as the Gorilla with a shot-gun for an arm with a rocket launcher blew Liam Oceandrifter to smithereens with a tank. "OH MAN DID YOU SEE THAT, HA HA."
"Uh... Micheal how close is this place to us."
"Over there." He pointed to a gold door and began to devour some more popcorn.</font>
Looking at the door that had the event that would lead to their freedom, Arckal stood up and, with a sigh, ran through.