Re: Mini-Grand 5108 [Round 2: A City in Which Physics Work Somewhat Differently]
09-26-2011, 04:18 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.
Despite his feeble attempt to explain his situation and making many apologies and all sorts of stories, when the Law Enforcement arrived to deal with the floating pile up and the purported cause of it all, Arckal was arrested silently and tossed in jail without a word in edgewise. Mournful at what had happened at the facility, disappointed in what he had just done to the highway, and just feeling overall shitty, Arckal just sat in his half of the cell in wailing in his own stew of negative emotions.
<font color="#FFCC33">"Uhm, could you pass the bottle of water?"
Arckal dejectedly took the bottle of water and handed it to his cell mate. Then he saw his cell mate and he sort of flipped out a little.
"M... Michael? Michael Bay?"
"Hmm? Yes, that's me I suppose, although I go by The Extravagant these days, you must be a distraught fan, saddened by my presence here, no, don't worry, this is all a big misunderstanding; I'll be out in no time at all."
"Michael, it's me, Arckal! Remember? The filming of Destiny Force? When you did... that?"
Michael Bay made a contemplative hmm before leaning a bit close to Arckal a sniffing. "... Ah, yes, you are from my origin universe aren't you... it's been a long time I'm sorry about that."
"Michael, it's only been like, half a year, how do you not remember all of the months of shooting?"
"Well, what was six months for you was eons and eons for me, and boy have I been busy!"
"What?"
"Oh man, after I mastered this whole godlike power shtick, I immediately began to film all across the multiverse!"
"What?"
"Oh yes, I got exclusive rights with the Executive Producer to direct the movie version of the Multiversial Consensus, have you seen these shirts?" He conjures out a blue t-shirt with "In Yo Vase" slathered across in navy, "These sell like hotcakes!"
"What?"
"I was right in the middle of filming another film, The Phantasmagorical Scrimmage! Buuuuut, it turns out that someone decided that going and kidnapping a few people for a multidemsional battle to the death is illegal." He rolled his eyes and said the last word with a sneer.
Arckal once more had a face of surprise, however, this one was much more worried. "Wait... Shieldman... and Reuben!"
"Who?"
"They're in this battle with me, just like the kind you said, Shieldman's a robot and Reuben became some sort of... blob thing. Oh god, he could be anywhere in this city, we need to stop him." Arckal began to shake Micheal Bay for emphasis.
Then an officer approached their cell. Arckal looked up once more, giving him a surprise trifecta for the last thirty minutes.
"Shieldman? What are you doing here?"</font>
Despite his feeble attempt to explain his situation and making many apologies and all sorts of stories, when the Law Enforcement arrived to deal with the floating pile up and the purported cause of it all, Arckal was arrested silently and tossed in jail without a word in edgewise. Mournful at what had happened at the facility, disappointed in what he had just done to the highway, and just feeling overall shitty, Arckal just sat in his half of the cell in wailing in his own stew of negative emotions.
<font color="#FFCC33">"Uhm, could you pass the bottle of water?"
Arckal dejectedly took the bottle of water and handed it to his cell mate. Then he saw his cell mate and he sort of flipped out a little.
"M... Michael? Michael Bay?"
"Hmm? Yes, that's me I suppose, although I go by The Extravagant these days, you must be a distraught fan, saddened by my presence here, no, don't worry, this is all a big misunderstanding; I'll be out in no time at all."
"Michael, it's me, Arckal! Remember? The filming of Destiny Force? When you did... that?"
Michael Bay made a contemplative hmm before leaning a bit close to Arckal a sniffing. "... Ah, yes, you are from my origin universe aren't you... it's been a long time I'm sorry about that."
"Michael, it's only been like, half a year, how do you not remember all of the months of shooting?"
"Well, what was six months for you was eons and eons for me, and boy have I been busy!"
"What?"
"Oh man, after I mastered this whole godlike power shtick, I immediately began to film all across the multiverse!"
"What?"
"Oh yes, I got exclusive rights with the Executive Producer to direct the movie version of the Multiversial Consensus, have you seen these shirts?" He conjures out a blue t-shirt with "In Yo Vase" slathered across in navy, "These sell like hotcakes!"
"What?"
"I was right in the middle of filming another film, The Phantasmagorical Scrimmage! Buuuuut, it turns out that someone decided that going and kidnapping a few people for a multidemsional battle to the death is illegal." He rolled his eyes and said the last word with a sneer.
Arckal once more had a face of surprise, however, this one was much more worried. "Wait... Shieldman... and Reuben!"
"Who?"
"They're in this battle with me, just like the kind you said, Shieldman's a robot and Reuben became some sort of... blob thing. Oh god, he could be anywhere in this city, we need to stop him." Arckal began to shake Micheal Bay for emphasis.
Then an officer approached their cell. Arckal looked up once more, giving him a surprise trifecta for the last thirty minutes.
"Shieldman? What are you doing here?"</font>