Mini-Grand 5108 [simul_complete]

Originally posted on MSPA by Ixcalibur.

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Animal thoughtspeaked, Reuben unexpected meaningknew Animal's words. Animal thoughtspeaked of hateacting Eastasian enemy. Oceanian citizen if unwas Animal. Thoughtpolice? Unable think more; doubleplusunslow doubleplusunstandard event! Alive black paste! Doubleplus-doubleplusunstandard event! Reuben unready for doubleplusunstandard events. Animal thinkspeaked helpask? ...Unthoughtpolice.

"Doubleplusunstandard situation!" Rueben loudspeaked. "Animal hateacts nightpaste?!"

Doubleplusunslow Technology wakes. It moves to nightpaste and hateacts; lightning makes nightpaste painspeak. Reuben fearthinked of Technology, unnoisefully moved to corridor away from unclearful persons.

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SpoilerBy popular demand I will be providing summaries of what the fuck just happened in regular speak.

Rueben found he was able to understand Ka Sve Gle because he was being spoken to telepathically and so doesn't use language so much as ideas. He considers Ka to be from the same place as him, and briefly entertained the idea that he was thought police. The black blobs attacked. Reuben didn't know what to do. Shieldman stepped in and began to fight them off. Reuben got kind of worried and snuck off while Ka and Shieldman were occupied.