Re: Mini-Grand 5102 [Round 1: Sprawl-Mart]
06-19-2011, 09:29 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Pharmacy.
Meanwhile, Miecz continued on his daring break from the two portly (and unworthy) warriors behind him. The swordmonster did not like his choice of the escape route. Why did he choose such a path with so many damn obstacles? The narrow paths between the fruit stands of the terrain proved difficult for his rather large frame, as he was continually knocking into displays with each sharp swerve. The resulting mess, churned by chaos, released a rather heady aroma of fetid chlorophyll into the massive space of aisle. That was really bothering the seasoned swordmonster.
If Miecz was not concentrated on his grand getaway, he would stop and empty out the Leeklicious cracker samples he eaten earlier in his escapades. After all, the smell was strong, bothersome, and peculiar. The fragance was not just putrid; it was also distracting -so distracting that Miecz barely noticed the forlorn tomato in front of him. The combination of his velocity and the reduction of friction between the fruit (not vegetable) and his foot landed him in a situation that he did not expected – a speedy trip to the electronics section .
To the shock (and bemusement) of the shoppers, his massive bulk sailed through the air. This demonstration of physics was majestic, awe-inspiring -and quite embarrassing! Miecz felt his cheeks heat up as he made his accidental stunt into his destination. Luckily, he did not realize the full extent of his embarrassment since his head cleared through the leg of a possessed humanoid-construct, which was currently terrorizing this portion of the mega mart.
Spitting up broken glass and metal bits, Miecz was really, really, pissed at this turn of events. First, there was the mace, then the fruit. Finally, he found himself stuck halfway into a plasma-screen television. How shameful! How could a prestigious swordmonster like him get himself stuck in this silly situation? Determined to get the remaining shreds of dignity back, Miecz extracted his body from the metal cage. That was not so hard. He was flexible enough, also his built-in blades helped. After this successful evacuation, Miecz figured the next step of regaining his honor was to somehow take this electronic beast down.
Scaling up the TV Golem proved to be difficult and dangerous. There were many yellow things that swarmed around, covering up good grip spots and generally annoying him. That was the difficult part. The dangerous part came when Miecz reached to the shoulders, where he met the onslaught of a warbling beast. It was striped and brown, also surprisingly strong! The creature rebounded again at the construct’s chest, clacking its hooves with such a force that its massive foe stumbled. Miecz struggled as he attempted to maintain his grip on the TV Golem’s shoulder. Of course that was the least of his worries. He gaped in horror as the portion of the Golem crumbled into dust, leaving a hole in its wake.
What had he gotten himself into?
Meanwhile, Miecz continued on his daring break from the two portly (and unworthy) warriors behind him. The swordmonster did not like his choice of the escape route. Why did he choose such a path with so many damn obstacles? The narrow paths between the fruit stands of the terrain proved difficult for his rather large frame, as he was continually knocking into displays with each sharp swerve. The resulting mess, churned by chaos, released a rather heady aroma of fetid chlorophyll into the massive space of aisle. That was really bothering the seasoned swordmonster.
If Miecz was not concentrated on his grand getaway, he would stop and empty out the Leeklicious cracker samples he eaten earlier in his escapades. After all, the smell was strong, bothersome, and peculiar. The fragance was not just putrid; it was also distracting -so distracting that Miecz barely noticed the forlorn tomato in front of him. The combination of his velocity and the reduction of friction between the fruit (not vegetable) and his foot landed him in a situation that he did not expected – a speedy trip to the electronics section .
To the shock (and bemusement) of the shoppers, his massive bulk sailed through the air. This demonstration of physics was majestic, awe-inspiring -and quite embarrassing! Miecz felt his cheeks heat up as he made his accidental stunt into his destination. Luckily, he did not realize the full extent of his embarrassment since his head cleared through the leg of a possessed humanoid-construct, which was currently terrorizing this portion of the mega mart.
Spitting up broken glass and metal bits, Miecz was really, really, pissed at this turn of events. First, there was the mace, then the fruit. Finally, he found himself stuck halfway into a plasma-screen television. How shameful! How could a prestigious swordmonster like him get himself stuck in this silly situation? Determined to get the remaining shreds of dignity back, Miecz extracted his body from the metal cage. That was not so hard. He was flexible enough, also his built-in blades helped. After this successful evacuation, Miecz figured the next step of regaining his honor was to somehow take this electronic beast down.
Scaling up the TV Golem proved to be difficult and dangerous. There were many yellow things that swarmed around, covering up good grip spots and generally annoying him. That was the difficult part. The dangerous part came when Miecz reached to the shoulders, where he met the onslaught of a warbling beast. It was striped and brown, also surprisingly strong! The creature rebounded again at the construct’s chest, clacking its hooves with such a force that its massive foe stumbled. Miecz struggled as he attempted to maintain his grip on the TV Golem’s shoulder. Of course that was the least of his worries. He gaped in horror as the portion of the Golem crumbled into dust, leaving a hole in its wake.
What had he gotten himself into?