Re: Mini-Grand 5105 (Round 1: Bernal Sphere Upsilon)
07-21-2011, 12:26 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by cyber95.
Eximo Pulvis used its limited brainpower to analyze the situation. The room it was in was... well maintained. Not a speck of dust to be found in the room.
"Analysis complete. Status: Clean. Proceeding to next room."
The undead vacuum cleaner attempted to go through the metallic wall to the next room, but it proved a little bit too sturdy. Finding this course of action to be ineffective, it manipulated the handle on the metal door and went through the normal way. What it found was a couple of contestants from the battle within this battle, staring each other down. It looked likely to get ugly.
"Status: Clean. Further analysis dictates cleanliness is unlikely to be maintained for long. Making note of location to return later."
The two combatants stared at the vacuum momentarily as it passed between them and left through another door, before continuing their staredown.
This place was really very clean. Somebody was doing their job right. He stopped when he bumped into somebody. A resident of the facility, perhaps?
"Oh, what's this! A vacuum cleaner? Well I suppose I'll bring it back over to a supply closet."
"Do not interfere. Survey incomplete."
The man in the labcoat picked up the surprisingly heavy vacuum cleaner. "Weird. It looks kinda strange, and I guess it's got a sound chip installed?"
"This is your final warning. Cease interference or be terminated."
"Did Greg do this? I always told my superiors that they've gotta give him more to-"
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The bloody mess that used to be Reginald, if the nametag was accurate, was spread a couple of yards around the hallway.
"Status: Filthy. Blood, human tissue, stained clothing. Proceeding with cleansing."
Eximo Pulvis used its limited brainpower to analyze the situation. The room it was in was... well maintained. Not a speck of dust to be found in the room.
"Analysis complete. Status: Clean. Proceeding to next room."
The undead vacuum cleaner attempted to go through the metallic wall to the next room, but it proved a little bit too sturdy. Finding this course of action to be ineffective, it manipulated the handle on the metal door and went through the normal way. What it found was a couple of contestants from the battle within this battle, staring each other down. It looked likely to get ugly.
"Status: Clean. Further analysis dictates cleanliness is unlikely to be maintained for long. Making note of location to return later."
The two combatants stared at the vacuum momentarily as it passed between them and left through another door, before continuing their staredown.
This place was really very clean. Somebody was doing their job right. He stopped when he bumped into somebody. A resident of the facility, perhaps?
"Oh, what's this! A vacuum cleaner? Well I suppose I'll bring it back over to a supply closet."
"Do not interfere. Survey incomplete."
The man in the labcoat picked up the surprisingly heavy vacuum cleaner. "Weird. It looks kinda strange, and I guess it's got a sound chip installed?"
"This is your final warning. Cease interference or be terminated."
"Did Greg do this? I always told my superiors that they've gotta give him more to-"
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The bloody mess that used to be Reginald, if the nametag was accurate, was spread a couple of yards around the hallway.
"Status: Filthy. Blood, human tissue, stained clothing. Proceeding with cleansing."
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