Re: Pitched Combat [Fullish; starting soon?]
12-27-2009, 05:04 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Baphomet.
Okay, look, this is kind of cheating. I'm cheating here. If this is impermissible, I understand, but I think it might be interesting. Actually, on further contemplation, I have so little free time and another project that deserves it more. I'm out. I'll leave my entry up because it would feel like a waste of a lot of bits and bytes if I didn't, but I'll shove some spoiler tags on it and add an ending.
Okay, look, this is kind of cheating. I'm cheating here. If this is impermissible, I understand, but I think it might be interesting. Actually, on further contemplation, I have so little free time and another project that deserves it more. I'm out. I'll leave my entry up because it would feel like a waste of a lot of bits and bytes if I didn't, but I'll shove some spoiler tags on it and add an ending.
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SpoilerA rather anxious-looking woman sat on a bench in a small, unassuming stone room, occasionally shooting nervous glances at the large, ornate wooden doors before her. The woman, probably in her late twenties to early thirties, adjusted her waist-length blonde ponytail over the back of her seat. She inspected her conjurer's gear, again, to make sure her appearance was proper for her upcoming interview.
Her left arm, as was customary for those in the conjuring profession, was covered in steel armor. Hers, matching the rest of her outfit, was colored dark grey, with thin lines of silvery trim. The metal was well-wrought, with an ornamental whorl at her shoulder, elbow, and wrist, with multi-segmented fingers with sharp points at the end. She wore an armored robe of dark green cloth with a breastplate, ornamented similarly to her armguard and hanging over her shoulders, connecting to the mail back. A chain belt looped around her rather thin waist, and her robe was open in the front below it to reveal her greaves and boots. All were studded with gems that glowed a dull greenish color, the conduits for the many mundane protective enchantments she had poured into them during her years as a mage in training.
She picked a stray hair off of her robe and shook it off her finger, then smoothed the cloth again. After a good deal of time had passed, the doors before her opened, and a disappointed looking older gentlemen shuffled out, awkwardly avoiding her gaze. She saw the secretary's desk briefly before the door closed and took a deep breath. The door clicked shut automatically and she awaited the call into the archmagister's office. She heard the click of the doorknob, and a bespectacled woman holding a clipboard opened the door.
"The archmagister will see you now," the woman said simply, holding the door open for her. The applicant stood and her brow furrowed slightly. This was neither the secretary she had seen through this very door a moment ago, nor, in fact, the same office. She took a deep breath, but entered nonetheless. After all, this was a prestigious magical academy. A swapping entryway was hardly the most exotic thing its hallowed halls had encountered. She walked past the secretary's desk and opened the second set of doors.
She entered a large, stone room decked on all sides by purple and red tapestries. Small torch flames hovered at regular intervals along the sides of the room. The floor was largely covered by a thick rug, which was itself largely covered by a heavy mahogany desk. Opposite the desk, a large executive chair, facing away from her and hiding the archmagister sitting in it. On her side, a small folding chair, which she took a seat at.
The large chair turned, and the woman narrowed her eyes. This was not the archmagister. It was, instead, a young man, in his early twenties. He had dark brown hair, cropped short and messy, and wore glasses. His attire, a casual red t-shirt with a white line drawing of a pirate ship and blue jeans frayed at the knee, contrasted starkly with the expensively decorated room. He put his dirty-sneaker-clad feet up on to desk and smirked, showing his teeth. "What's up?" he asked, casually. The woman was taken aback by the words, partly due to the unexpectedly casual tone, and partly because the voice, though not the face, seemed strangely familiar to her.
She put on a friendly expression while silently trying to detect any magical energy or enchantment around her. It was best, she decided quickly, to play along with whatever was happening until she had more information. "Well, I was here to apply for a teaching position," she responded with well-measured cheerfulness, "but I seem to have stumbled into the wrong office." She quickly found that, while there were the expected enchantments keeping the hovering flames in place, and what seemed to be various protective wards in the walls, she could not detect anything at all from her interviewer, not even a living being.
The man put one hand behind his head and leaned back. His other hand produced a clipboard, which his eyes scanned as he responded. "Nah," he said simply, "You're in the right place." He smiled at something on the clipboard. "Damn, you've been busy since I saw you last. Doing well for yourself. Got a major here in conjuration," he peered over the clipboard before finishing his sentence, "just like your mom." Registering the carefully-maintained cheerful expression, he continued. "Specialty in illusion, though. Altering people's perceptions, toying with their senses. That's cool too." His eyes darted further down the page and he smirked annoyingly again. "Ha. Shoulda guessed you'd be able to do-"
She had a sudden realization and cut him off. "I recognize your voice. You're that-"
He cut her off in turn. "Nuh uh uh, let's not speculate now. We've got an interview to conduct. Though, were you correct in your assumption, you could probably also assume that you've already got the..." he paused as if to give the next word extra weight, "...job."
She lost the cheerful expression. "Hmm. Okay. I'm not guessing it's the job I came here to interview for." She stood quickly, overturning the small folding chair. She shot the man a sinister half smile and narrowed her eyes, which began to glow a bright white. A small cinder materialized in her hand and began swirling around itself, growing larger until it became a baseball-sized ball of fire. "So advise me, advisor. What do you think I should do next?"
He chuckled and slid his feet off the mahogany table, leaving scuff marks on its otherwise perfect surface. "I'm not your advisor today," he replied, maintaining his increasingly annoying smirk. "Another woman I've...worked with will be. Troubled past. Uses magic, specializes in fire. Dealt with uppity gods before. You two should get along swimmingly." He snapped his fingers.
Far, far away, in another universe, in fact, three figures (two men and a woman) in black suits, black sunglasses, and black fedoras walked briskly along a brushed steel corridor. Suddenly, they were two. One, a man with an unusually long, rugged beard and intense green eyes, turned to look up at the other behind him. The second man, if you could call him that, was very tall. About twelve feet, in fact. His limbs and neck were disproportionately thin, and he had six clawed fingers on each hand. He looked down at the other man and his mouth, which stretched from one ear to the other and was filled with two inch long needle-like teeth, turned downward in what could best be described as a frown. The first man took off his regulation MIB sunglasses, sighed, and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Not again," he muttered.
The interviewer looked at his interviewee, now clearly distracted by some sort of internal conversation. "Now, speaking of gods, there's one more piece to this puzzle. I've decided to stick you with your native element this time, should go a little more smoothly." He snapped his fingers again, attempting to bind the life-giving being that created her world to the woman, but only succeeding in binding it to her new mental companion, as he had truly intended.
Her face contorted into a look of pure hate, made even more fearsome by the nearly blinding white light from her eyes. Impossibly black swirling masses erupted from her arms, forming long claws. An infernal wave of heat radiated from the woman and instantly incinerated the desk, rug, and tapestries. The stone floor beneath her began to glow with heat and crack. The man merely smiled at her. "You idiot," she snarled, forming long blades of fire around her arms, "Now you can't stop me from killing you."
He smiled. "I like that attitude. Keep it up!" She heard him snap his fingers a third time and suddenly she was lost in darkness.
Allie felt it was her turn to smirk. Of course she hadn't been foolish enough to blindly attack the man. She'd already witnessed that he was powerful enough to transport an entire room out from under the noses of some of the most powerful mages in existence. She wasn't even foolish enough to plant the rune on him, not knowing what sort of dispelling effects he might have on his suit. She reached out with her mind in search of the chair, with the observer rune she'd discreetly applied to it when she tipped it over. Closing her eyes, the room she had just left came into view. The illusory fire she had used as a distraction was gone, and the tapestries and desk were all perfectly intact. The man was still there, having some sort of close conversation with his secretary.
She doubted it would be that easy, but she tried her teleportation spell nonetheless. She was instantly repelled. Whatever enclosure she was in was obviously warded against teleportation. A small setback, but one she could work through with some time. She started to extend her consciousness along the borders of the room, feeling around for the runes, and extracted a pouch of salt from her robe. A female voice in her head piped up.
"I don't think that's even necessary. Here..."
Allie suddenly became aware of a new type of magical energy, likely one that her new advisor was feeding her. Instantly, the runes around the enclosure appeared to her to light up, patterns of blue circles and lines intertwined and connected.
"Right there," the voice said, "the smaller circle about eye level at 10 o'clock." Allie wordlessly pointed to the circle the voice indicated. "Yes, right at the center. Put fire in it."
Allie extended one hand and blew a large billowing flame at the circle. The lines shifted and made new patterns, but remained unbroken.
"No, no, I'm sorry. I should have specified. you have to... you have to focus it right in the center. You're not burning it away, you're adding energy to it where energy doesn't belong." The voice paused. "Here. Look up. The new weak point is on top, the larger circle in that group of three..."
Allie focused and created a miniscule ember of fire right in the center of the circle. She then intensified it, until it glowed blindingly bright. The circle surrounding it began to warp, and new lines started emerging from the center. They hit the edge of the circle and broke it, starting a chain reaction of pieces of forms shattering other pieces, extending across the ceiling and down the walls. Sensing her opening, she tried the teleportation spell again.
The interviewer and secretary were surprised to see Allie materialize suddenly atop the fallen chair. For the first time, the casual look left his face, as Allie extended a blade of black mass from her forearm and charged at him. He snapped and a sword appeared in his hand, and he parried desperately. Something seemed off about the parry, though. The weight was all wrong...
He didn't have time to think about it, as she brought her other arm, now covered in long spikes, around directly towards his head. He snapped again and the air suddenly crackled with static and smelled of ozone. The arm hit an invisible barrier, closing around it and, at the man's next gesture, twisting her over backwards. With a regretful expression, he thrust the sword through her neck.
It met no resistance until it hit the floor behind her. He looked puzzled momentarily, then brought his foot down on the illusion's stomach, passing through it. The illusion laughed at him and disappeared. He cursed under his breath.
Allie returned to the waiting room and slammed the door behind her. She ran out into the foyer, where the academy allowed teleportation, and disappeared instantly. She took herself to...
...uh...
...Damn. I don't know where she is. How'd she do that? A couple minutes later AB returned to the middle of the Earth and Clara returned to Thomas, but I seriously lost Alanna. Uh...
Listen, Organizer, I gotta sit this one out. My bad, man.
Her left arm, as was customary for those in the conjuring profession, was covered in steel armor. Hers, matching the rest of her outfit, was colored dark grey, with thin lines of silvery trim. The metal was well-wrought, with an ornamental whorl at her shoulder, elbow, and wrist, with multi-segmented fingers with sharp points at the end. She wore an armored robe of dark green cloth with a breastplate, ornamented similarly to her armguard and hanging over her shoulders, connecting to the mail back. A chain belt looped around her rather thin waist, and her robe was open in the front below it to reveal her greaves and boots. All were studded with gems that glowed a dull greenish color, the conduits for the many mundane protective enchantments she had poured into them during her years as a mage in training.
She picked a stray hair off of her robe and shook it off her finger, then smoothed the cloth again. After a good deal of time had passed, the doors before her opened, and a disappointed looking older gentlemen shuffled out, awkwardly avoiding her gaze. She saw the secretary's desk briefly before the door closed and took a deep breath. The door clicked shut automatically and she awaited the call into the archmagister's office. She heard the click of the doorknob, and a bespectacled woman holding a clipboard opened the door.
"The archmagister will see you now," the woman said simply, holding the door open for her. The applicant stood and her brow furrowed slightly. This was neither the secretary she had seen through this very door a moment ago, nor, in fact, the same office. She took a deep breath, but entered nonetheless. After all, this was a prestigious magical academy. A swapping entryway was hardly the most exotic thing its hallowed halls had encountered. She walked past the secretary's desk and opened the second set of doors.
She entered a large, stone room decked on all sides by purple and red tapestries. Small torch flames hovered at regular intervals along the sides of the room. The floor was largely covered by a thick rug, which was itself largely covered by a heavy mahogany desk. Opposite the desk, a large executive chair, facing away from her and hiding the archmagister sitting in it. On her side, a small folding chair, which she took a seat at.
The large chair turned, and the woman narrowed her eyes. This was not the archmagister. It was, instead, a young man, in his early twenties. He had dark brown hair, cropped short and messy, and wore glasses. His attire, a casual red t-shirt with a white line drawing of a pirate ship and blue jeans frayed at the knee, contrasted starkly with the expensively decorated room. He put his dirty-sneaker-clad feet up on to desk and smirked, showing his teeth. "What's up?" he asked, casually. The woman was taken aback by the words, partly due to the unexpectedly casual tone, and partly because the voice, though not the face, seemed strangely familiar to her.
She put on a friendly expression while silently trying to detect any magical energy or enchantment around her. It was best, she decided quickly, to play along with whatever was happening until she had more information. "Well, I was here to apply for a teaching position," she responded with well-measured cheerfulness, "but I seem to have stumbled into the wrong office." She quickly found that, while there were the expected enchantments keeping the hovering flames in place, and what seemed to be various protective wards in the walls, she could not detect anything at all from her interviewer, not even a living being.
The man put one hand behind his head and leaned back. His other hand produced a clipboard, which his eyes scanned as he responded. "Nah," he said simply, "You're in the right place." He smiled at something on the clipboard. "Damn, you've been busy since I saw you last. Doing well for yourself. Got a major here in conjuration," he peered over the clipboard before finishing his sentence, "just like your mom." Registering the carefully-maintained cheerful expression, he continued. "Specialty in illusion, though. Altering people's perceptions, toying with their senses. That's cool too." His eyes darted further down the page and he smirked annoyingly again. "Ha. Shoulda guessed you'd be able to do-"
She had a sudden realization and cut him off. "I recognize your voice. You're that-"
He cut her off in turn. "Nuh uh uh, let's not speculate now. We've got an interview to conduct. Though, were you correct in your assumption, you could probably also assume that you've already got the..." he paused as if to give the next word extra weight, "...job."
She lost the cheerful expression. "Hmm. Okay. I'm not guessing it's the job I came here to interview for." She stood quickly, overturning the small folding chair. She shot the man a sinister half smile and narrowed her eyes, which began to glow a bright white. A small cinder materialized in her hand and began swirling around itself, growing larger until it became a baseball-sized ball of fire. "So advise me, advisor. What do you think I should do next?"
He chuckled and slid his feet off the mahogany table, leaving scuff marks on its otherwise perfect surface. "I'm not your advisor today," he replied, maintaining his increasingly annoying smirk. "Another woman I've...worked with will be. Troubled past. Uses magic, specializes in fire. Dealt with uppity gods before. You two should get along swimmingly." He snapped his fingers.
Far, far away, in another universe, in fact, three figures (two men and a woman) in black suits, black sunglasses, and black fedoras walked briskly along a brushed steel corridor. Suddenly, they were two. One, a man with an unusually long, rugged beard and intense green eyes, turned to look up at the other behind him. The second man, if you could call him that, was very tall. About twelve feet, in fact. His limbs and neck were disproportionately thin, and he had six clawed fingers on each hand. He looked down at the other man and his mouth, which stretched from one ear to the other and was filled with two inch long needle-like teeth, turned downward in what could best be described as a frown. The first man took off his regulation MIB sunglasses, sighed, and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Not again," he muttered.
The interviewer looked at his interviewee, now clearly distracted by some sort of internal conversation. "Now, speaking of gods, there's one more piece to this puzzle. I've decided to stick you with your native element this time, should go a little more smoothly." He snapped his fingers again, attempting to bind the life-giving being that created her world to the woman, but only succeeding in binding it to her new mental companion, as he had truly intended.
Her face contorted into a look of pure hate, made even more fearsome by the nearly blinding white light from her eyes. Impossibly black swirling masses erupted from her arms, forming long claws. An infernal wave of heat radiated from the woman and instantly incinerated the desk, rug, and tapestries. The stone floor beneath her began to glow with heat and crack. The man merely smiled at her. "You idiot," she snarled, forming long blades of fire around her arms, "Now you can't stop me from killing you."
He smiled. "I like that attitude. Keep it up!" She heard him snap his fingers a third time and suddenly she was lost in darkness.
Allie felt it was her turn to smirk. Of course she hadn't been foolish enough to blindly attack the man. She'd already witnessed that he was powerful enough to transport an entire room out from under the noses of some of the most powerful mages in existence. She wasn't even foolish enough to plant the rune on him, not knowing what sort of dispelling effects he might have on his suit. She reached out with her mind in search of the chair, with the observer rune she'd discreetly applied to it when she tipped it over. Closing her eyes, the room she had just left came into view. The illusory fire she had used as a distraction was gone, and the tapestries and desk were all perfectly intact. The man was still there, having some sort of close conversation with his secretary.
She doubted it would be that easy, but she tried her teleportation spell nonetheless. She was instantly repelled. Whatever enclosure she was in was obviously warded against teleportation. A small setback, but one she could work through with some time. She started to extend her consciousness along the borders of the room, feeling around for the runes, and extracted a pouch of salt from her robe. A female voice in her head piped up.
"I don't think that's even necessary. Here..."
Allie suddenly became aware of a new type of magical energy, likely one that her new advisor was feeding her. Instantly, the runes around the enclosure appeared to her to light up, patterns of blue circles and lines intertwined and connected.
"Right there," the voice said, "the smaller circle about eye level at 10 o'clock." Allie wordlessly pointed to the circle the voice indicated. "Yes, right at the center. Put fire in it."
Allie extended one hand and blew a large billowing flame at the circle. The lines shifted and made new patterns, but remained unbroken.
"No, no, I'm sorry. I should have specified. you have to... you have to focus it right in the center. You're not burning it away, you're adding energy to it where energy doesn't belong." The voice paused. "Here. Look up. The new weak point is on top, the larger circle in that group of three..."
Allie focused and created a miniscule ember of fire right in the center of the circle. She then intensified it, until it glowed blindingly bright. The circle surrounding it began to warp, and new lines started emerging from the center. They hit the edge of the circle and broke it, starting a chain reaction of pieces of forms shattering other pieces, extending across the ceiling and down the walls. Sensing her opening, she tried the teleportation spell again.
The interviewer and secretary were surprised to see Allie materialize suddenly atop the fallen chair. For the first time, the casual look left his face, as Allie extended a blade of black mass from her forearm and charged at him. He snapped and a sword appeared in his hand, and he parried desperately. Something seemed off about the parry, though. The weight was all wrong...
He didn't have time to think about it, as she brought her other arm, now covered in long spikes, around directly towards his head. He snapped again and the air suddenly crackled with static and smelled of ozone. The arm hit an invisible barrier, closing around it and, at the man's next gesture, twisting her over backwards. With a regretful expression, he thrust the sword through her neck.
It met no resistance until it hit the floor behind her. He looked puzzled momentarily, then brought his foot down on the illusion's stomach, passing through it. The illusion laughed at him and disappeared. He cursed under his breath.
Allie returned to the waiting room and slammed the door behind her. She ran out into the foyer, where the academy allowed teleportation, and disappeared instantly. She took herself to...
...uh...
...Damn. I don't know where she is. How'd she do that? A couple minutes later AB returned to the middle of the Earth and Clara returned to Thomas, but I seriously lost Alanna. Uh...
Listen, Organizer, I gotta sit this one out. My bad, man.
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SpoilerUsername: Baphomet
Name: Alanna Milburn, Clara Braques, and AB. She goes by Allie now.
Gender: Female
Race: Human, mermaid, and god of fire and life, respectively.
Color: Green.
Inventory: Enchanted conjurer's garb, various spell components.
Abilities: Mage specializing in conjuration and illusion. Receiving advice in her head from Clara and AB. Able to create black masses on her body in the shape of weapons or shields, and is now particularly skilled at the creation and manipulation of fire.
Biography: Allie didn't want to be a mage, but her mom was one. On her eighteenth birthday, she and her mom were abducted from their homes, and her mom was killed in front of her. She was being advised by some spectral advisors at the time, and her captor inadvertently bound the god of destruction and ice to them, intending to bind it to her in an attempt to make her his mindless superpowered accomplice. She fought her way through her abductor's lair, gaining the ability to communicate with the elemental beings who created her world along the way. She defeated him, and one of the aforementioned beings erased his mind. The advisors, and, consequently, the ice god, left her, allowing her to use fire magic and return to her home. The now-erased captor, now calling himself Gorblesnatch von Humperdink, followed her out to her home, where her mom's friends from her younger days helped her look after him. It soon became clear that one of the men at her mom's mage's academy, former tutor of Gorblesnatch, had given him the means to exact the plans he had carried out against Alanna, and she, with her link to the fire god, empowered Gorblesnatch long enough to defeat him. They had a short fling, later regarded as a mistake by both parties. She decided that magic was her new career of choice, and joined the mage's academy, where she learned quickly, and had intentions of becoming a professor herself.
Clara Braques was a former mermaid who was being experimented on by the Men In Black at a lab secretly run by a rogue agent. A mindwiped scientist at the facility, Thomas Braques, foiled the agent's plans, and the two of them proceeded to put down a rampaging god with the assistance of, among other things, an eldritch monstrosity and Clara's new powers of magical energy manipulation and pyrokinesis. The three of them were re-offered positions as employees of the MIB, which they accepted and had all sorts of wacky hijinx.
AB is the god of fire and created the earth and the life on it. It was previously engaged in battle with its two counterparts, OB and EB, but the conflict has simmered down lately, largely due to the influence of Alanna herself. He is not used to caring about human affairs and is slow to think.
Name: Alanna Milburn, Clara Braques, and AB. She goes by Allie now.
Gender: Female
Race: Human, mermaid, and god of fire and life, respectively.
Color: Green.
Inventory: Enchanted conjurer's garb, various spell components.
Abilities: Mage specializing in conjuration and illusion. Receiving advice in her head from Clara and AB. Able to create black masses on her body in the shape of weapons or shields, and is now particularly skilled at the creation and manipulation of fire.
Biography: Allie didn't want to be a mage, but her mom was one. On her eighteenth birthday, she and her mom were abducted from their homes, and her mom was killed in front of her. She was being advised by some spectral advisors at the time, and her captor inadvertently bound the god of destruction and ice to them, intending to bind it to her in an attempt to make her his mindless superpowered accomplice. She fought her way through her abductor's lair, gaining the ability to communicate with the elemental beings who created her world along the way. She defeated him, and one of the aforementioned beings erased his mind. The advisors, and, consequently, the ice god, left her, allowing her to use fire magic and return to her home. The now-erased captor, now calling himself Gorblesnatch von Humperdink, followed her out to her home, where her mom's friends from her younger days helped her look after him. It soon became clear that one of the men at her mom's mage's academy, former tutor of Gorblesnatch, had given him the means to exact the plans he had carried out against Alanna, and she, with her link to the fire god, empowered Gorblesnatch long enough to defeat him. They had a short fling, later regarded as a mistake by both parties. She decided that magic was her new career of choice, and joined the mage's academy, where she learned quickly, and had intentions of becoming a professor herself.
Clara Braques was a former mermaid who was being experimented on by the Men In Black at a lab secretly run by a rogue agent. A mindwiped scientist at the facility, Thomas Braques, foiled the agent's plans, and the two of them proceeded to put down a rampaging god with the assistance of, among other things, an eldritch monstrosity and Clara's new powers of magical energy manipulation and pyrokinesis. The three of them were re-offered positions as employees of the MIB, which they accepted and had all sorts of wacky hijinx.
AB is the god of fire and created the earth and the life on it. It was previously engaged in battle with its two counterparts, OB and EB, but the conflict has simmered down lately, largely due to the influence of Alanna herself. He is not used to caring about human affairs and is slow to think.