Re: Vendetta [S!2 Round 1 ~ Presidentialgon]
02-17-2012, 02:59 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Protoman.
"Now for H.R. 5106, the honorable senator from Georgia will take the floor."
A rather pudgy man takes the stand.
"Friends, colleagues, fellow Americans, fellow senators, far too long has the threat of communist deer threatened our nation."
An echo rings out from the hall, faintly. a few heads turn at the sound, which seems to have the quality of some form of... disco beat.
"The fact of the matter is, the reds are taking over our forests, and we cannot let this continue! The future of democracy rests in the hands of our woodland creatures!"
The music gets louder.
"Here's to you brother hey brother hooooooo! HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY."
Just about everyone turns. The Georgian stutters a bit at being interrupted, but continues on with his speech.
"If the deer fall, so will the birds. Hell, soon enough we'll have commie red mountain lions! This legislation will stop the infiltration of communist deer into our na----"
The doors burst open. The chamber fills with a crowd of angry mind controlled civilians, headed by Rayeln and the deer. Over the chaos, Rayeln can be heard screaming and attempting to behead five "aristocratic pig dog senatorial capitalist democratic fascist whores" at once. A senator struggles to get out of the noose he has made from his blood-red beard. He rides atop a great Russian bear that he found somewhere, mauling any senatorial pig whore who might get in his way.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS EVEN"
"MOSCOW, MOSCOW,
DRINKING VODKA ALL NIGHT LONG,
KEEPS YOU HAPPY MAKES YOU STRONG. HOHOHOHOHO, HEY!
MOSCOW, MOSCOW!
COME AND HAVE A DRINK AGAIN,
YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE AGAIN, HAHAHAHAHA! HEY!"
Exida stands back and watches the disco inferno erupt, along with the one servant who had been forced to carry the boombox. Adorned with sunglasses he stole from a particularly cool mindslave and nodding his head to the beat of the disco song, the deer takes a drag on his cigarette, occasionally goring anyone who gets too close. so smooth.
"Now for H.R. 5106, the honorable senator from Georgia will take the floor."
A rather pudgy man takes the stand.
"Friends, colleagues, fellow Americans, fellow senators, far too long has the threat of communist deer threatened our nation."
An echo rings out from the hall, faintly. a few heads turn at the sound, which seems to have the quality of some form of... disco beat.
"The fact of the matter is, the reds are taking over our forests, and we cannot let this continue! The future of democracy rests in the hands of our woodland creatures!"
The music gets louder.
"Here's to you brother hey brother hooooooo! HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY."
Just about everyone turns. The Georgian stutters a bit at being interrupted, but continues on with his speech.
"If the deer fall, so will the birds. Hell, soon enough we'll have commie red mountain lions! This legislation will stop the infiltration of communist deer into our na----"
The doors burst open. The chamber fills with a crowd of angry mind controlled civilians, headed by Rayeln and the deer. Over the chaos, Rayeln can be heard screaming and attempting to behead five "aristocratic pig dog senatorial capitalist democratic fascist whores" at once. A senator struggles to get out of the noose he has made from his blood-red beard. He rides atop a great Russian bear that he found somewhere, mauling any senatorial pig whore who might get in his way.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS EVEN"
"MOSCOW, MOSCOW,
DRINKING VODKA ALL NIGHT LONG,
KEEPS YOU HAPPY MAKES YOU STRONG. HOHOHOHOHO, HEY!
MOSCOW, MOSCOW!
COME AND HAVE A DRINK AGAIN,
YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE AGAIN, HAHAHAHAHA! HEY!"
Exida stands back and watches the disco inferno erupt, along with the one servant who had been forced to carry the boombox. Adorned with sunglasses he stole from a particularly cool mindslave and nodding his head to the beat of the disco song, the deer takes a drag on his cigarette, occasionally goring anyone who gets too close. so smooth.