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Yup. and CHICAGO is still at large. They haven't caught the military grade android. The Cowboy King is almost dead. That traveler is barely alive in our bedroom. That bard is still yelling below us. We're nowhere near the arctic. The superhero mafia is still at large. Those damn aliens still want our animals. There's a freaking dinosaur tearing up our house. We don't even know what kind of dinosaur we are! We're still missing our approval stamp. The academy hasn't accepted us. We're late for class. And this guy CLEARLY still has a problem.