The Battle Royale S2 [Round 4: Burnination Studios]

Originally posted on MSPA by MrGuy.

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Character Name: Steinwaffe
Gender: Male
Race: Gargoyle
Tekhst Culla: #408040

Cool Shit You Can Do: Fly, eat rocks, lift three times as much as an ordinary human
Weakness: Concentrated light renders him immobile.
Cool Weapons You Have: silver-plated claws, iron-tipped horns, parasol (acquired from Eccentric)
Description:

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SpoilerLooks roughly human; main differences are wings, claws, odd proportions, stone skin. Face is considerably scratched up, but otherwise more or less average attractiveness. Slight underbite. Wears a rosary at all times.

Personality-wise, he's incredibly protective and very pious. He refuses to engage in combat unless he is attacked first or someone's life is at stake. He tends to be fairly serious and stoic, though sometimes lightens up when he's safe and in enjoyable company.

Biography:

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SpoilerAs all gargoyles are, he was sculpted in order to ward evil away from a particular building, in his case a chapel in Germany. Unlike most gargoyles, he was created in a universe which preserved and honed the techniques of Rabbi Judah Loew ben Bezalel, better known as the creator of the Golem of Prague.

Created in 1778 by a paranoid priest of Munich, who believed that Napoleon Bonaparte was an evil vampire bent on destroying the chapel (in actuality, he was a risen demon). After the church was burnt down in WWII by the French Cyborg Brigade to kill the Nazi officers holed up inside, he proceeded to walk the Earth, seeking out and killing the evil undead masses.

Yes: OF COURSE!
Favorite Food: Quartz.
Fears: Failure, Excessive Light, Large Bodies of Water.

What Were You Doing When A Big Horrifying Arm Grabbed You Out Of Space: Kicking some undead ass in an old mausoleum. Managed to off all the myriad skeletons and zombies, and was about to finish off the necromancer in charge. Rather peeved about not being able to finish the job.