The Savage Brawl [Round 5: Battletopia]

Originally posted on MSPA by Lankie.

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Dr. Anarchy silently raged, her thought process was no more that a stream of constant swear words. She would not take this. She refused to take this, she looked down at her pistol, Dr. Anarchy obeys no on-

[background=blue:it6vyhqr]“Jeez, Jess you need to calm down, like a lot.”[/background:it6vyhqr]
Dr. Anarchy found herself in a small bed room, sitting on a large bean bag. The room was messy, much alike a teenagers, a man was sitting on the bed, he wore a casual t-shirt and jeans and sported a slight beard. “ALEC!” Dr. Anarchy screamed “I. AM. AAAAANNNNGGGGRYYYY!”
[background=blue:it6vyhqr]“No kidding.” Alec responded “you usually don't lose your cool Jess. Has anarchy got the better of you?”[/background:it6vyhqr]
Dr. Anarchy crossed her arms and huffed “No! I am the master of chaos! It can never get the better of me!”
[background=blue:it6vyhqr]“Then why are you here?”[/background:it6vyhqr]
“Because I needed someone to shout at! That son of a bitch ruined my laser gun! Ruined it FOREVER!”
[background=blue:it6vyhqr]Alec laughed softly and had a smug smile. “Its just a gun. Besides didn't he make it better, I thought that's all you cared about.”[/background:it6vyhqr]
“That's not the point! He got this remote power bullshit going on! Making me his god damn guard! Besides its lost its personal touch now, It's not my gun anymore! It's…”
Dr. Anarchy's anger tapered off, her wild eyes were replaced with one full of sorrow “…it's not our gun anymore.”
[background=blue:it6vyhqr]Alec sat up, his smug smile dissipated, instead taking on something more genuine. “Heh – no matter how insane you get, a little piece of you still survives. Thank you.”[/background:it6vyhqr]
Dr. Anarchy snapped out of her brief moment of emotion. “Gargh shut up! I'm not here to reminisce! I here for advice! What do I do?!”
[background=blue:it6vyhqr]Alec laid down on his bed. “Geez I dunno, put the gun back in it's default state?”[/background:it6vyhqr]
“How am I supposed to do that? The guys like a super scientist! And a dickhead! I can't just undo that nano bullshit he did!”
[background=blue:it6vyhqr]Alec pondered further, finally snapping his fingers “Break it then fix it.”[/background:it6vyhqr]
Dr. Anarchy was going to respond, but then too thought of this, it could technically work, although it would leave her stupendously vulnerable to contestants. Alec simply wore a look of satisfaction as the Doctor realised that the plan would easily work.
“*Sigh* Y'know, I'd kill you if I didn't love you.”
[background=blue:it6vyhqr]“No problem Jess. I'll be here if you ever need me. Just…try not to lose yourself in Anarchy, for me?”[/background:it6vyhqr]
“No promises Alec, this is way too fun!” Dr, Anarchy began fading back into consciousness.
[background=blue:it6vyhqr]“Oh, and you might want to do something about that blob guy. He's making quite the mess in here.”[/background:it6vyhqr]

“WHAT!?” Dr. Anarchy screamed, she was back in the caverns of the Afterlife, Hoss looks on confusingly, only 7 seconds had passed.
[background=silver:it6vyhqr]“Come again?”[/background:it6vyhqr]
The doctor wielded her new Death ray. “Mr blobby is still here…”

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SpoilerIf your wondering WTF was going on there, that was basically an internal conversation in Dr. Anarchy's mind, it also introduces Alec! He shall be elaborated on in future posts.

Also I understand new death ray now! [img]images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] You don't have to change anything, but ‘new death ray' will most definitely not last forever. [img]images/smilies/pc_pranky.gif[/img]