Re: The Savage Brawl [Round 1: Afterlife]
02-20-2010, 06:43 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Lankie.
"Dead guy aye?" Dr. Anarchy replied to her own voice, she turned to the direction Konka Rar was in, indeed he was coming towards her. "Heh. Good call Mr. Schizophrenic voice! Although you're a bit vague today, if I were a more cautious girl I would question the fact that I do not suffer from schizophrenia...but fuck that! I have a death ray!"
The Doctor took aim at the Lich "Taste lasers Cap'n Boney!" and fired.
Konka Rar reacted suitably, diving to the side infront of a group of stalagmites. Foolish Girl, she barely knows the intricities of the technology she wields. Lasers scattered in Knka Rar's position, breaking apart smaller stalamites with ease. In a gap between laser fire he retailiated with his own laser fire.
The laser struck the top of Dr. Anarchy's Stalagmite, making her jump. "BULLSHIT!" She shouted, shaking her rubber gloved fist "You can't use lasers! Thats my thing damn it!" She ducked as another laser flew dangerously close to her head, she had a height advantage but barely any cover "aaaaallllrighty time to bail. Like now!" She pushed a couple of buttons on her watch, another laser struck right next to the Doctors feet, causing her to trip and fall of the edge of her stalamite. "Ohgodthisisnotthebestpredicameeeeeennnt!!!"
She pushed a final button on her watch, activating the jets, she barely had enough time to pull up and avoid the deadly lava. "Ohho yeah! Go me! I rock! Anarchy rules! Skeleton boy drools!"
Konka Rar grimiced (as best as a skeleton can) in anger, but was quickly replaced with a look of confidence. With a simple flick of the wrist he brought about huge pillars of lava infront of Dr. Anarchy's flight path.
"Hahaha-OH SHI-" Dr. Anarchy swerved out of the way of the pillar, but more kept emerging "This is cheating! This is definitely cheating!" She kept swerving out the of the pillars, which kept emerging faster and faster. And then a huge dome of pure enegry exploded into view by the side. "oohh pretty!" While the Doctor was desitracted however she didn't pay attention to her flight path and crashed into a weak stalagtite, sending her swerving out of control.
She crashes into (thankfully solid) ground, sliding across the floor as her jet pack runs dry of its charge. She stands up bemused "Wait...I'm alive?!" She quickly looks around, to se eif anyones around. "I mean...Fool! Dr. Anarchy is invincible! Haahaha...ha...heh...SHUT UP IM AWESOME!" She shouts at no one.
"Dead guy aye?" Dr. Anarchy replied to her own voice, she turned to the direction Konka Rar was in, indeed he was coming towards her. "Heh. Good call Mr. Schizophrenic voice! Although you're a bit vague today, if I were a more cautious girl I would question the fact that I do not suffer from schizophrenia...but fuck that! I have a death ray!"
The Doctor took aim at the Lich "Taste lasers Cap'n Boney!" and fired.
Konka Rar reacted suitably, diving to the side infront of a group of stalagmites. Foolish Girl, she barely knows the intricities of the technology she wields. Lasers scattered in Knka Rar's position, breaking apart smaller stalamites with ease. In a gap between laser fire he retailiated with his own laser fire.
The laser struck the top of Dr. Anarchy's Stalagmite, making her jump. "BULLSHIT!" She shouted, shaking her rubber gloved fist "You can't use lasers! Thats my thing damn it!" She ducked as another laser flew dangerously close to her head, she had a height advantage but barely any cover "aaaaallllrighty time to bail. Like now!" She pushed a couple of buttons on her watch, another laser struck right next to the Doctors feet, causing her to trip and fall of the edge of her stalamite. "Ohgodthisisnotthebestpredicameeeeeennnt!!!"
She pushed a final button on her watch, activating the jets, she barely had enough time to pull up and avoid the deadly lava. "Ohho yeah! Go me! I rock! Anarchy rules! Skeleton boy drools!"
Konka Rar grimiced (as best as a skeleton can) in anger, but was quickly replaced with a look of confidence. With a simple flick of the wrist he brought about huge pillars of lava infront of Dr. Anarchy's flight path.
"Hahaha-OH SHI-" Dr. Anarchy swerved out of the way of the pillar, but more kept emerging "This is cheating! This is definitely cheating!" She kept swerving out the of the pillars, which kept emerging faster and faster. And then a huge dome of pure enegry exploded into view by the side. "oohh pretty!" While the Doctor was desitracted however she didn't pay attention to her flight path and crashed into a weak stalagtite, sending her swerving out of control.
She crashes into (thankfully solid) ground, sliding across the floor as her jet pack runs dry of its charge. She stands up bemused "Wait...I'm alive?!" She quickly looks around, to se eif anyones around. "I mean...Fool! Dr. Anarchy is invincible! Haahaha...ha...heh...SHUT UP IM AWESOME!" She shouts at no one.