The Savage Brawl [Round 5: Battletopia]

Originally posted on MSPA by Lankie.

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“MY GOGGLES ARE AWESOME!”

Dr. Anarchy found herself standing in a baron wasteland, intense heat and rivers or lava surrounding her. “Well...great. I said I was bored but I was expecting something a little more…human-y?” Dr. Anarchy wasn't talking to anyone, just herself. “Well…I guess time to surve-“

The Doctor stopped to watch a monstrous slime, Ekelhaft, ooze past her. Staring into its many, many eyes was alike staring into insanity itself. She stared as it went past, completely ignoring her, she shook her head forcibly.

“O…K…repressing that out of my mind…Where was I?” She pulled up her sleeve to reveal a strange watch like device. “Oh Yes! Survey the situation.” AS few button presses later and her backpack sprouted metallic wings and jets at the bottom. With a loud whir, the jets spewed an unnatural green fire and she took off, flying in the air.

She was fully aware that such an action would make her blatantly obvious to her fellow competitors. Then again she was never one for stealth or subtlety. She landed on a particularly large stalagmite, in the middle of the cavern and surrounded by lava. “Alrighty!” She pressed a button on her death ray, popping a scope out from the top, “Lets see what we got here!”

She scanned the entire cavern, pin pointing each competitor. “Alright…looks like slimey and skeletor are having a fight. Cool I guess.” She turned around “big faceless guy…robo dude…can't find that giant meatball…or the satanist bloke.” She turned around once more “aaaannd there's spikey air boy.”

Diego shifted his eyes into Dr. Anarchy's direction, he heard…a childish description of himself, but it fit him.

“Now then…who do I kill first?”