Inexorable Altercation [Round V - Saint Arthelais' Hospital]

Originally posted on MSPA by Godbot.

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SpoilerUSERNAME: SPACE QUEEN
NAME: MY CHARACTER IS NAME IS "BOB"
GENDER: BOB IS A MALE MAN (BUT NOT A MAIL MAN THAT WAS A PLAY ON WORDS HA HA)
RACE: THERE IS NO NEED FOR JAPES OF THAT SORT; MAKE IT A LAME ASSÉD HUMAN LIKE YOU
COLOUR: [background=black:2p69f2mj]THIS COLOUR REMINDS ME OF SPACE, WHERE I AM FROM.[/background:2p69f2mj]

HELLO I AM SPACE QUEEN AND I SAW THIS AND I AM CONFUSED BUT IN A WAY THAT IS ANALOGOUS TO CHILDBIRTH. WAS I TO DO; WHAT? SO I DECIDED YES! NOW HERE IS THE REST OF MY CHARACTER MAN.

WEAPONS AND OR ABILITIES: BOB HAS NO WEAPONS AS HIS PUNY PHYSICAL FORM IS UNSUITED FOR COMBAT. ONE TIME HE FELL DOWN A HOLE AND HURT HIS LEGS AND ARMS. THIS IS HOW PUNY BOB IS (A HUMAN)
DESCRIPTION: BOB IS A HUMAN WHO IS ON A PLANET. HE LIKES LISTENING TO MUSIC AND HEARING POLITICS ON ONE OF HIS ONE WAY RADIOMETERS. SOMETIMES HE IS REQUIRED TO ATTEND WITH A DOCTOR FOR WHO TO FIX HIS BROKEN WEAK BODY. HE IS BORING AND BLAND LIKE ALL HUMANS AND WANTS TO DO SQUELCHY THINGS TO A GIRL BUT CANNOT BECAUSE HIS BRAIN SAYS THAT BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN. BAD THINGS WOULD HAPPEN- NOT IF I DID NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT (THE MATTER!)
BIOGRAPHY: ONE DAY EVERYTHING EXPLODED AND THAT WAS WHEN SPACE WAS BORN. I AM NOT SAYING THIS WAS BECAUSE OF ME BUT! ANYWAY THEN THERE WERE SOME PLANTS THAT WISHED AND BECAME HAIRY PLANTS WITH GRABBIN' PARTS. YOU MIGHT THINK THAT THIS IS SANS HARM BUT IS VERY MUCH UNSANS! I AM INSULTED YOU WOULD THINK THAT THIS WAS UNHARMFUL AS THIS WAS ON A PLANET AND SPACE WAS FOREVER RUINED. ANYWAY LONG STORY SHORT THE HAIRY PLANTS LOST THEIR HAIR AND THEN A ZILLION YEARS LATER BOB WAS BORN. HE DOES SOMETHING BORING LIKE NUMBERS.

Best.