Re: Mini-Grand 5104 (Round 2: CHEKOF Headquarters)
08-02-2011, 07:12 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Ixcalibur.
The Allied Police Force swarmed the now abandoned strip-club. Not long ago three beings, a strange twelve armed robot, a floating baby with demonic powers and a woman with the crispy skin of fried chicken had appeared in the club.
As the battle between Emissary and Amme had only escalated the punters and strippers alike had fled, leaving Carne-Z with the best seat in the house. Emissary and Amme were far too involved in their own fight to even consider that she was just waiting for one to kill the other before scoring a coup de grace. She would win the battle and be free to return to the strange food based world from which she hailed.
Then the police burst down the doors and she fled into the backrooms. She barricaded the doors behind her, but to her dismay found that there was no back door exit from this place. She wouldn't let the police take her alive, not when she was so close to victory in this insane competition. Sheltering under a table, quaking in fear Carne found a pair of strippers who had got stuck back here in the general confusion. Meat was meat she supposed, and these humans were all meat. She commanded them to protect her.
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Back in the main room where Emissary was making a good go of punching every policeman he could find time seemed to stop for everyone involved and a man appeared on a nearby podium. It was a man that Emissary and Amme knew well; The Oddity. His skin was constantly changing colours at the moment fluctuating between a dour purple and a sickly bright green. His body twisted itself into impossible shapes which hurt the eyes of those who were forced to stare directly at him. His suit was a patchwork of different colours and styles and all in all he looked a mess. He walked up to a frozen police officer and with a careful slow deliberation he drew back his fist and slammed it into the guy's head so hard that it exploded into gory chunks, splattering blood over policeman and contestant alike.
"FUCK THE POLICE!" He yelled, striding across the room, slamming his fist into another unlucky police officer. Suddenly he was arrested by shining blue flames, locking themselves around his body, preventing him from moving. A woman walked up, she was humanoid but appeared to be made of crystal, lit from within by a blue light. A shining blue halo hung over her head. Visy scowled at the self-proclaimed Grandmaster.
"I've got a battle I thought you might like to try taking part in." She quipped. "It's called an Allied Lands Ultra-Maximum Security Penetentiary."
"Fuck you!" The Oddity cried, releasing his hold over time. Mind controlled strippers and a goddess of meat burst forth from the back room. Amme easily broke free from her restraints and Emissary punched Visy in the face.
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In the conference room the various Uae argued over the appearance of the strange black blob. Wavoe the xenobiologist attempted to claim that it was the successful culmination of the Emissary mission: they had finally made contact with alien species and it was small black and stupid.
Moqua Longua, the marketing specialist, made some calls to set into motion some market research about whether the man on the street would like a soft toy version of the alien species they had discovered. Liyau, the politician, pinned a Praetorian badge onto Obfuscation and then went to sleep.
Somehow, through the bewildering debate that got only more incomprehensible as the effects of Obfuscation were felt the consensus was that the creature should be taken down to Research and Development for further study. The technician reluctantly offered to do so when he realised none of the others were actually going to follow through on their intentions.
Naturally he got lost along the way.
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Outside the Catalonia Strip Club a thin lizard like creature with a heavy gauntlet pulled up a holographic display. A bunch of other police officers were cordoning off the area, thankful that they were not inside where the noises of splattering flesh had just come from.
Lorenzo punched buttons on his gauntlet, eyes fixed upon the holographic readout. He was tracking the signal that was controlling the robot. After a minute or two to pinpoint it’s origin he radioed into headquarters.
“Have traced ‘Emissary’ origin.” He said curtly. “Recommendation: send squadron to planet: Uae, specifically headquarters of CHEKOF organisation.”
The Allied Police Force swarmed the now abandoned strip-club. Not long ago three beings, a strange twelve armed robot, a floating baby with demonic powers and a woman with the crispy skin of fried chicken had appeared in the club.
As the battle between Emissary and Amme had only escalated the punters and strippers alike had fled, leaving Carne-Z with the best seat in the house. Emissary and Amme were far too involved in their own fight to even consider that she was just waiting for one to kill the other before scoring a coup de grace. She would win the battle and be free to return to the strange food based world from which she hailed.
Then the police burst down the doors and she fled into the backrooms. She barricaded the doors behind her, but to her dismay found that there was no back door exit from this place. She wouldn't let the police take her alive, not when she was so close to victory in this insane competition. Sheltering under a table, quaking in fear Carne found a pair of strippers who had got stuck back here in the general confusion. Meat was meat she supposed, and these humans were all meat. She commanded them to protect her.
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Back in the main room where Emissary was making a good go of punching every policeman he could find time seemed to stop for everyone involved and a man appeared on a nearby podium. It was a man that Emissary and Amme knew well; The Oddity. His skin was constantly changing colours at the moment fluctuating between a dour purple and a sickly bright green. His body twisted itself into impossible shapes which hurt the eyes of those who were forced to stare directly at him. His suit was a patchwork of different colours and styles and all in all he looked a mess. He walked up to a frozen police officer and with a careful slow deliberation he drew back his fist and slammed it into the guy's head so hard that it exploded into gory chunks, splattering blood over policeman and contestant alike.
"FUCK THE POLICE!" He yelled, striding across the room, slamming his fist into another unlucky police officer. Suddenly he was arrested by shining blue flames, locking themselves around his body, preventing him from moving. A woman walked up, she was humanoid but appeared to be made of crystal, lit from within by a blue light. A shining blue halo hung over her head. Visy scowled at the self-proclaimed Grandmaster.
"I've got a battle I thought you might like to try taking part in." She quipped. "It's called an Allied Lands Ultra-Maximum Security Penetentiary."
"Fuck you!" The Oddity cried, releasing his hold over time. Mind controlled strippers and a goddess of meat burst forth from the back room. Amme easily broke free from her restraints and Emissary punched Visy in the face.
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In the conference room the various Uae argued over the appearance of the strange black blob. Wavoe the xenobiologist attempted to claim that it was the successful culmination of the Emissary mission: they had finally made contact with alien species and it was small black and stupid.
Moqua Longua, the marketing specialist, made some calls to set into motion some market research about whether the man on the street would like a soft toy version of the alien species they had discovered. Liyau, the politician, pinned a Praetorian badge onto Obfuscation and then went to sleep.
Somehow, through the bewildering debate that got only more incomprehensible as the effects of Obfuscation were felt the consensus was that the creature should be taken down to Research and Development for further study. The technician reluctantly offered to do so when he realised none of the others were actually going to follow through on their intentions.
Naturally he got lost along the way.
--------
Outside the Catalonia Strip Club a thin lizard like creature with a heavy gauntlet pulled up a holographic display. A bunch of other police officers were cordoning off the area, thankful that they were not inside where the noises of splattering flesh had just come from.
Lorenzo punched buttons on his gauntlet, eyes fixed upon the holographic readout. He was tracking the signal that was controlling the robot. After a minute or two to pinpoint it’s origin he radioed into headquarters.
“Have traced ‘Emissary’ origin.” He said curtly. “Recommendation: send squadron to planet: Uae, specifically headquarters of CHEKOF organisation.”
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