Pete the Peasant's Alphabet Funtime

>Ask the inquisitor for help. You see, there was this old crone in the woods, stirring a bubbling pot and cackling, and muttering something about her thumbs prickling?

>Alternately, accuse Barry the Barbarian of adultery, heresy, and communion with the devil. He will surely be off like a shot to take care of Barry's barbarism.