Re: This Guy's Problem (TWS)
12-22-2011, 08:24 AM
Quote:Dodge nimbly. Respond with a swift jab to the torso, followed by a hook to the jaw, and possibly topped off with a leg sweep.
Quote:Dodging the punch is a good first move. Tossing your drink in his eyes would probably slow him down a bit.
You dodge the drunken blow. FISTICUFFS has never been your strongpoint; you've always preferred SWORDPLAY. You left your ESTOC at your house however, so you'll have to make do.
The KNIGHT stumbles forward and you TOSS your VODKA into his EYES. It's a terrible waste of quality alcohol but lets face it that stuff was just going to get you into trouble anyway.
The VODKA burns the KNIGHT'S EYES something fierce and you follow up with a punch of your own.
Quote:As you fight him, maybe you could get him to blunder and trip into a punchbowl of some sort. Then, when everybody's chuckling at him, you could say:
"Good night, KNIGHT."
Oh you crazy stray thought, thinking like you can influence what objects are present at this party (how silly!) Besides, punchbowls aren't even an thing yet! All this party has is this large open-faced wooden bowl filled with a fruity mixture of mead and berries!
You trip up the inebriated knight and he falls face first into the MEAD-AND-BERRIES BOWL.
Many ladies giggle.
"Good night, KNIGHT." You comment and take a victory swig offered by Otto.
Oh hey that was more than you thought. You are probably more susceptible to potential bad or unbecoming decisions.
Quote:Throw a flagon at him!
Like that one. You toss your recently acquired FLAGON down at the already humiliated KNIGHT. More ladies giggle.
"I wish I could say it was KNIGHT to meet you."
Ladies giggle. You are having a good time.
The KNIGHT picks himself up and, humiliated, hurries out the door into the COUNTRYSIDE.
It's pretty late, but it looks like the party is just starting. You could stay and CELEBRATE, or you could GO HOME to your WIFE. You're really open to either option.
>_
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