Re: IRC highlights!
12-21-2011, 06:57 AM
This was probably uh, one of the weirder conversations I've had?
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Quote:01:23 MalkyTop What are you using to talk to us
01:23 Ixcaliber okay
01:23 MalkyTop If you're on a plane
01:23 Ixcaliber sanzh don't need a computer
01:23 TimeothyHour he's using uh
01:23 PickYerPoison So Times and Ix
01:23 Ixcaliber his brain is a computer
01:23 TimeothyHour his mind
01:23 TimeothyHour yes pyps
01:23 PickYerPoison Each of you is gonna post the parts with your story?
01:23 Ixcaliber hello
01:24 Ixcaliber yeah that's how i invisioned it
01:24 PickYerPoison Cool works for me
01:24 Ixcaliber *envisioned?
01:24 Sanzh malky there's wi-fi on the plane
01:24 TimeothyHour yeah that works
01:24 TimeothyHour sanzh how does that work
01:24 MrGuy Virgin Airlines is how!
01:24 Sanzh it works by
01:24 MalkyTop why
01:24 MalkyTop wha
01:24 Sanzh making me cry
01:25 TimeothyHour does it cost extra
01:25 Sanzh my tears power the entire Internet
01:25 MrGuy So in other words
01:25 TimeothyHour sanzh stop crying
01:25 Sanzh yes it costs ten dollars
01:25 TimeothyHour I want all your tears to myself
01:25 MrGuy Making more keytar jokes will increase my bandwidth...
01:25 Sanzh no Guy
01:25 Sanzh more keytar jokes mean I strangle you
01:25 TimeothyHour heeeeheeee
01:25 Sanzh preferably to death
01:25 TimeothyHour keytars
01:25 MrGuy YOU'D HAVE TO FIND ME FIRST
01:25 AngryPencil Heh. Keytars
01:26 Sanzh strangles Times and Pencil
01:26 MrGuy begins chopping onions in front of Sanzh
01:26 TimeothyHour sanzh I don't breathe!
01:26 Sanzh shut uuuup
01:26 TimeothyHour still trying to sequence yours and malky's DNA together
01:27 AngryPencil !
01:27 AngryPencil ;-;
01:27 AngryPencil slowly dies in Sanzh's grip
01:27 TimeothyHour it's hard when I don't have samples for either of you guys
01:27 *** AngryPencil is now known as A_Strangled_Corpse
01:27 Sanzh times that's not how DNA works
01:27 Ixcaliber does anyone have pharms picture of times?
01:27 MalkyTop Actually I have no DNA
01:27 Ixcaliber malky you have the best dna
01:27 MrGuy Just trick Sanzh into getting Malky pregnant
01:27 TimeothyHour I kind of have to guess what the Dna of malky and sanzh is
01:27 MrGuy Then kidnap the child
01:27 MalkyTop I am in fact the universal measurement of social awkwardness
01:27 MrGuy And raise it in a vacuum to avoid any nurture bias
01:28 Sanzh Guy what the hell
01:28 Sanzh no
01:28 Sanzh stop
01:28 Ixcaliber eximo would not appreciate being used in such a manner
01:28 MrGuy MALKY SURE LOOKS ATTRACTIVE IN THIS LIGHT DOESN'T SHE SANZH
01:28 TimeothyHour i've already accidentally made the child of Nikola Tesla and Joan of Arc
01:28 TimeothyHour which means i'm getting close
01:28 A_Strangled_Corpse is too dead to comment. But even this corpse is disgusted'
01:29 Ixcaliber pharms
01:29 MalkyTop Sanzh, how old are you and how ugly are you
01:29 Sanzh look malky is far away and probably wouldn't enjoy my inability to hold a conversation
01:29 MalkyTop This is what I need to know in order to correctly judge you as a potential mate
01:29 MalkyTop I HAVE AN INABILITY TO HOLD A CONVERSATION SHUT UP
01:29 MrGuy See?
01:29 Sanzh i'm 18 and i have no idea how ugly I am
01:29 MrGuy You two are perfect for each other
01:29 Godbot I bet you'd be better at conversations
01:29 MrGuy Now go mate
01:29 Sanzh no look guy
01:29 A_Strangled_Corpse I'm Not Old and Not Ugly
01:29 Sanzh it'd be like
01:29 A_Strangled_Corpse But I'm also kind of a corpse atm
01:29 Godbot if you didn't spend them telling the other person to stop talking
01:30 A_Strangled_Corpse So things would be awkward
01:30 Sanzh two awkward people in a room
01:30 Sanzh occasionally saying things like
01:30 MrGuy And then they start making out!
01:30 Sanzh "so."
01:30 Sanzh nooo i don't know what making out even /is/
01:30 MrGuy Kissing with tongue.
01:30 MalkyTop I will file this for future consideration in my 'Pretend Internet Husband' files
01:31 MrGuy see Malky's on board with it Sanzh jeez!!!
01:31 MalkyTop The problem is I'm not sure whether this counts as cheating on Pinary.
01:31 Sanzh guy no stop i'm a failure as a pretend internet husband and malky will want a pretend internet divorce because I failed /utterly/
01:31 MalkyTop you don't understand
01:31 MalkyTop It's pretend
01:32 Whimbrel Oh my this is adorable
01:32 MalkyTop That means you don't know about it and I stalk you
01:32 Sanzh whuhhh
01:32 Pinary Malky
01:32 TimeothyHour Sanzh has two stalkers now????
01:32 Pinary As much as I appreciate the sentiment
01:32 Ixcaliber sanzh gets all the stalkers
01:32 Pinary We both know I'll never be right for you
01:32 A_Strangled_Corpse Oi
01:32 A_Strangled_Corpse I'veb een stalking Sanzh
01:32 A_Strangled_Corpse Since before it was cool
01:32 Sanzh why do people like meeee
01:33 TimeothyHour Corpse
01:33 MalkyTop Oh Pinny
01:33 Godbot (we like you ironically)
01:33 Sanzh you shouldn't like me
01:33 TimeothyHour I was the first
01:33 MalkyTop I didn't say anything
01:33 A_Strangled_Corpse Yes, Time?
01:33 MalkyTop You didn't hear anything from me
01:33 A_Strangled_Corpse Touche
01:33 TimeothyHour Godbot I like sanzh unironically
01:33 Whimbrel I'm really more like an indirect stalker
01:33 Sanzh i'm not very nice and sort of dumb