Re: The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!
03-10-2011, 04:31 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Leylite.
Ha ha, yes! This was an inevitable battle!
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Nopor Puss: Pointlessly decide to not drink the potion next to you, since it could be helpful.
Nopor Puss: Pointlessly decide to try to drink an object next to you, since there isn't one.
Nopor Puss: Smash the potion next to you on the ground into smithereens so it is unusable, then give it to your opponent, since it's pointless to give your opponent something that's useless.
Nopor Puss: Punch the air five feet in front of Nopor Puss, since that should accomplish precisely squat.
Nopor Puss: Compose your own ode to tulips, then sing it in A minor.
Nopor Puss: Challenge Nopor Puss to a thumb war, then choose scissors as your throw since you have no reason to do that.
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Whatever: Flip a coin, then ignore the result and say "..." to the nearest tree.
Ha ha, yes! This was an inevitable battle!
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Nopor Puss: Pointlessly decide to not drink the potion next to you, since it could be helpful.
Nopor Puss: Pointlessly decide to try to drink an object next to you, since there isn't one.
Nopor Puss: Smash the potion next to you on the ground into smithereens so it is unusable, then give it to your opponent, since it's pointless to give your opponent something that's useless.
Nopor Puss: Punch the air five feet in front of Nopor Puss, since that should accomplish precisely squat.
Nopor Puss: Compose your own ode to tulips, then sing it in A minor.
Nopor Puss: Challenge Nopor Puss to a thumb war, then choose scissors as your throw since you have no reason to do that.
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Whatever: Flip a coin, then ignore the result and say "..." to the nearest tree.