The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!

Originally posted on MSPA by Xander.

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>Buy materials to make a mech using the spare 60,000 dollars you have.
>Make a mech.
>Steal the world's rubber duckys using that mech.
>Hold them ransom for 50,000 dollars.
>???
>Lack of profit!

>Buy materials to make a mech by trading various things you've come across for slightly more valuable things in a tedious and protracted sidequest
>Make a mech out of materials other than the ones you just bought, leaving those aside.
>Steal the world's rubber duckys using that mech, but don't steal or attack any of the factories used for making more
>Hold them ransom for less money than you made trading, but don't notify anyone your ransom demands or even that you have them.
>???
>Lack of profit!

Pointless alteration

do both for no reason.