The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!

Originally posted on MSPA by Mikethefoxhog.

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Attack the statue that hasn't yet come to life. And miss. On purpose.

As the dragon is a guard monster, it is very likely it would be programmed to resist all attempts to charm it or persuade it to your side. This would make any attempt to do so pointless; however, as it's possible you would succeed, it is more pointless to pretend you have already done so and treat it as an ally from now on.

If you choose this course of action, pointlessly decide that you are now the enemy that you, Whatever, and Ice Dragon Statue are now fighting. However, since that would make attacking yourself have a point, attack Whatever.