The Further Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss!

Originally posted on MSPA by blueberryclock2.

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**I move away from the keyboard to breathe

> Twiddle your thumbs
> Take a bath in the lava.
> Play Russian Roulette with the key
> Remember the good times you had with Wet Sand
> Imagine
> Sample music
> See how much lava you can drink in one sitting
> Moonwalk
> Create an opera
> Waste your time (Playing video games)
> Make Origami
> Cough up blood
> See how many keys you can eat in one sitting
> Buy the latest issue of 'Hunk Rump'
> Become a Buddhist
> Cross into another MSPFA
> See how many chests you can eat in one sitting
> Preform comedy on broadway
> Stop the Kennedy Assassination
> Become a citizen of 'Hell'
> Ponder the number 42
> Wed the key, Have many children
> Become a cannibal
> Become a vegitarian
> Build a twinkie house
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