Re: A Different Realm
04-15-2010, 07:38 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by KittenEater.
ANDREW STOP MAKING ME INTO A CRAZED FANGIRL
I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOMESTUCK TO ANYONE [img]images/smilies/pc_rancorous.gif[/img]
You bombard Jack with a barrage of questions. He looks more and more distressed with each one.
"Oh, we wereeee createeeed just in the same waaaayyy everyone else waaaas. I thiiiink all the ghosts made the manorrrr back when Topia was stilll smalllll."
"You'reeee humannn, you saaaay? I haven't seen any other 'humans' arouuund."
"I don't knowwwww anything else about that freaaaak! He hides around of Heaven's Reach alllll the tiiiiime, how am I supposed to know about his lifeeee?"
"Realllllm doesn't really haaaave a ruuuler, I guesss. I mean, there's Heaven, but he doesnnnn't do anything except reach for the tip of Reallllmmmm-ah!"
You finish your tea in silence. It tastes a bit like lemonade.
Afterward, Jack leads you to meet Carrie...
"Huh? Oh, hello, Jack. How are you?"
Fiiiine, Carrie. Carriieeeee, we have a visitor who wants to know about a plaaaace called Earth."
"Hello, girly. Earth?"
"...I think I mighta been there. It's not anywhere in Realm, right? Yeah, we travelers know how to leave Realm. It's hard to do, though. Gotta ask Heaven about it, and then Heaven's gotta determine if the place even exists."
"It's like this, see. Have you ever been to the edge of Realm, girly? Everything just stops. There's no more land there. No water, either. Just a big white void, super super creepy. And the weird thing is, once a guy fell down there, and he came back later, with no memory of what happened after he fell! Just came down from the Reach, kid."
"Well, I'm getting a little off track here, but listen: once Heaven determines if your destination exists, for a short amount of time, a portal will open up at the edge of Realm. You walk down a thin staircase, and you go in the portal, and you SHOULD get to the place you want to! Only problem is, it's a little difficult finding your way back to Realm. But everyone who's gone has gotten back, so no prob!"
"You get all that, kiddo?"
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ANDREW STOP MAKING ME INTO A CRAZED FANGIRL
I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOMESTUCK TO ANYONE [img]images/smilies/pc_rancorous.gif[/img]
Tseralith Wrote:Ask Jack and Charlie how they came to live in this Manor
Oh, and ask if they know any other humans in the Realm.
Iyestorm Wrote:Ask more about Santa. Any info is good info.
Fakeimposter Wrote:Ask about who rules this Realm, and how one may go about trying to destroy him/her/it.
You bombard Jack with a barrage of questions. He looks more and more distressed with each one.
"Oh, we wereeee createeeed just in the same waaaayyy everyone else waaaas. I thiiiink all the ghosts made the manorrrr back when Topia was stilll smalllll."
"You'reeee humannn, you saaaay? I haven't seen any other 'humans' arouuund."
"I don't knowwwww anything else about that freaaaak! He hides around of Heaven's Reach alllll the tiiiiime, how am I supposed to know about his lifeeee?"
"Realllllm doesn't really haaaave a ruuuler, I guesss. I mean, there's Heaven, but he doesnnnn't do anything except reach for the tip of Reallllmmmm-ah!"
Iyestorm Wrote:Might as well ask who Carrie is too. You weren't looking for her, but you are curious."Oh. Oh we can go meeeeet her. She's here today. She's one of the ghoooosts who travellsss a looot, seee? Maybe she knows some thiiiings about Earthhhh. But firssst, let me finnnish my teeeea, please."
You finish your tea in silence. It tastes a bit like lemonade.
Afterward, Jack leads you to meet Carrie...
"Huh? Oh, hello, Jack. How are you?"
Fiiiine, Carrie. Carriieeeee, we have a visitor who wants to know about a plaaaace called Earth."
"Hello, girly. Earth?"
"...I think I mighta been there. It's not anywhere in Realm, right? Yeah, we travelers know how to leave Realm. It's hard to do, though. Gotta ask Heaven about it, and then Heaven's gotta determine if the place even exists."
"It's like this, see. Have you ever been to the edge of Realm, girly? Everything just stops. There's no more land there. No water, either. Just a big white void, super super creepy. And the weird thing is, once a guy fell down there, and he came back later, with no memory of what happened after he fell! Just came down from the Reach, kid."
"Well, I'm getting a little off track here, but listen: once Heaven determines if your destination exists, for a short amount of time, a portal will open up at the edge of Realm. You walk down a thin staircase, and you go in the portal, and you SHOULD get to the place you want to! Only problem is, it's a little difficult finding your way back to Realm. But everyone who's gone has gotten back, so no prob!"
"You get all that, kiddo?"
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hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.